Dumba$$ of the day...

[bijou]

I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...

Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. 

Someone trying to reign this one in?

We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.

Lemme just tack on one more...   

You're the mane man, lug.

I try to avoid shoddy work.   

Yup, you are a bit different from some others.

I disagree.  Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.

Well, trot one out.

Whoa now!

Gee, haw, haw, haw.   

So what was the equestion again?

I canter member.   

Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?

It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.

[Chris_]

I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...

Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. 

Someone trying to reign this one in?

We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.

Lemme just tack on one more...   

You're the mane man, lug.

I try to avoid shoddy work.   

Yup, you are a bit different from some others.

I disagree.  Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.

Well, trot one out.

Whoa now!

Gee, haw, haw, haw.   

So what was the equestion again?

I canter member.   

Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?

I seem to have a memory lapse.  

[Chris_]

I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...

Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. 

Someone trying to reign this one in?

We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.

Lemme just tack on one more...   

You're the mane man, lug.

I try to avoid shoddy work.   

Yup, you are a bit different from some others.

I disagree.  Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.

Well, trot one out.

Whoa now!

Gee, haw, haw, haw.   

So what was the equestion again?

I canter member.   

Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?

It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.

Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?

[Randy]

I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...

Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. 

Someone trying to reign this one in?

We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.

Lemme just tack on one more...   

You're the mane man, lug.

I try to avoid shoddy work.   

Yup, you are a bit different from some others.

I disagree.  Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.

Well, trot one out.

Whoa now!

Gee, haw, haw, haw.   

So what was the equestion again?

I canter member.   

Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?

It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.

Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?

Saddle up, this ones running full out!

[Crazy Horse]

Beat the horse, but be tackful

[VelvetElvis]

I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...

Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. 

Someone trying to reign this one in?

We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.

Lemme just tack on one more...   

You're the mane man, lug.

I try to avoid shoddy work.   

Yup, you are a bit different from some others.

I disagree.  Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.

Well, trot one out.

Whoa now!

Gee, haw, haw, haw.   

So what was the equestion again?

I canter member.   

Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?

It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.

Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?

Saddle up, this ones running full out!

This thread is getting out of hand.  Perhaps it should be fet-locked.
Better yet, move it to the Whinny Zone

[Randy]

I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...

Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. 

Someone trying to reign this one in?

We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.

Lemme just tack on one more...   

You're the mane man, lug.

I try to avoid shoddy work.   

Yup, you are a bit different from some others.

I disagree.  Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.

Well, trot one out.

Whoa now!

Gee, haw, haw, haw.   

So what was the equestion again?

I canter member.   

Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?

It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.

Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?

Saddle up, this ones running full out!

This thread is getting out of hand.  Perhaps it should be fet-locked.
Better yet, move it to the Whinny Zone

Ya know something? I do believe there's to much horseplay going on around here.

[Chris_]

I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...

Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. 

Someone trying to reign this one in?

We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.

Lemme just tack on one more...   

You're the mane man, lug.

I try to avoid shoddy work.   

Yup, you are a bit different from some others.

I disagree.  Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.

Well, trot one out.

Whoa now!

Gee, haw, haw, haw.   

So what was the equestion again?

I canter member.   

Maybe a good race around the track will shoe up some memories?

It will, at least, whip this thread into shape.

Looking for a crop of new puns, eh?

Saddle up, this ones running full out!

This thread is getting out of hand.  Perhaps it should be fet-locked.
Better yet, move it to the Whinny Zone

Ya know something? I do believe there's to much horseplay going on around here.

Be careful...this thread may give you the trots.