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Hey It's A Hospital. No Horses Allowed(AP) A man hoping to cheer up an ailing relative at Wilcox Memorial Hospital hadn't considered one of the visitation rules: No horses allowed.The man thought the patient would enjoy seeing his stallion, said Lani Yukimura, a spokeswoman at the hospital. He and the horse entered the hospital earlier this month and rode an elevator up to the third floor, where they were met and stopped by security personnel,Security managed to get the man and the horse out of the hospital, with "just a few scuff marks," she said.The hospital has a pet visitation policy, but it's for dogs and cats, not horses."On Kauai, we have a very warm inviting atmosphere at Wilcox," Yukimura said. "We just hope people understand this is not a place for a horse."The man's good intentions were further dashed when his relative was brought out to see the horse."That's not my horse," the patient said to hospital staff.
DupeA little late out of the starting gate lug-nut?
Quote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 11:36:49 AMDupeA little late out of the starting gate lug-nut? Neigh...just horsin' around.
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 11:37:53 AMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 11:36:49 AMDupeA little late out of the starting gate lug-nut? Neigh...just horsin' around. I guess we are saddled with two identical threads then.
Quote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 11:40:22 AMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 11:37:53 AMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 11:36:49 AMDupeA little late out of the starting gate lug-nut? Neigh...just horsin' around. I guess we are saddled with two identical threads then. It was just a mare coincidence.
I guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...
Quote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble.
Quote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion.
Quote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more...
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.
Quote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:19:51 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.I try to avoid shoddy work.
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:21:57 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:19:51 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.I try to avoid shoddy work. Yup, you are a bit different from some others.
Quote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:30:46 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:21:57 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:19:51 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.I try to avoid shoddy work. Yup, you are a bit different from some others.I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.
Quote from: VelvetElvis on March 24, 2008, 09:00:47 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:30:46 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:21:57 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:19:51 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.I try to avoid shoddy work. Yup, you are a bit different from some others.I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.Well, trot one out.
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 09:08:14 PMQuote from: VelvetElvis on March 24, 2008, 09:00:47 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:30:46 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:21:57 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:19:51 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.I try to avoid shoddy work. Yup, you are a bit different from some others.I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.Well, trot one out.Whoa now!
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:14:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 09:08:14 PMQuote from: VelvetElvis on March 24, 2008, 09:00:47 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:30:46 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:21:57 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:19:51 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.I try to avoid shoddy work. Yup, you are a bit different from some others.I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.Well, trot one out.Whoa now! Gee, haw, haw, haw.
Quote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 09:31:57 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:14:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 09:08:14 PMQuote from: VelvetElvis on March 24, 2008, 09:00:47 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:30:46 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:21:57 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:19:51 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.I try to avoid shoddy work. Yup, you are a bit different from some others.I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.Well, trot one out.Whoa now! Gee, haw, haw, haw. So what was the equestion again?
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:35:59 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 09:31:57 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:14:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 09:08:14 PMQuote from: VelvetElvis on March 24, 2008, 09:00:47 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:30:46 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:21:57 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:19:51 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.I try to avoid shoddy work. Yup, you are a bit different from some others.I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.Well, trot one out.Whoa now! Gee, haw, haw, haw. So what was the equestion again? Don't saddle me with your memory problems... We all canter cover for you
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:35:59 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 09:31:57 PMQuote from: Schadenfreude on March 24, 2008, 09:14:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 09:08:14 PMQuote from: VelvetElvis on March 24, 2008, 09:00:47 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:30:46 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:21:57 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:19:51 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 05:06:21 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 05:00:24 PMQuote from: lug-nut on March 24, 2008, 04:58:10 PMQuote from: bijou on March 24, 2008, 04:53:14 PMQuote from: Randy on March 24, 2008, 04:50:49 PMI guess both threads will now ride off into the sunset...Hay! Not so fast, are you trying to stirrup trouble. Someone trying to reign this one in?We punsters would bridle at any such suggestion. Lemme just tack on one more... You're the mane man, lug.I try to avoid shoddy work. Yup, you are a bit different from some others.I disagree. Perhaps we should take a Gallop poll.Well, trot one out.Whoa now! Gee, haw, haw, haw. So what was the equestion again? I canter member.
