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Offline franksolich

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primitive buys a grease-smeared wing chair
« on: July 29, 2010, 01:26:52 PM »
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Oh my.

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Paper Roses  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-09-10 10:30 AM
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Bought great wing chair at an estate sale. Great condition except:

The prior owner must have used Brylcream or some kind of hair oil. There are stains on the inside wings that are obviously from resting his head on the sides. I know it has been there for some time.

I tried an old can of Woolite upholstery cleaner. No luck. Maybe cleaners are better now, this can must be 10 years old at least.

I want to keep the chair. The rest of the chair is in mint condition and just the right color. Anyone have any luck with a particular brand or home made solution?

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-09-10 10:29 PM
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1. can you just use an antimacassar?

If you've washed the chair, then the only problem is really appearance. So maybe some kind of fabric panel or throw or somethin' could cover the trouble.

I don't know what would get old hair oil out.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jul-09-10 10:45 PM
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2. We have an old chair like that

It is a beauty of a chub arm chair from the forties. We decided to just use it as is.

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Paper Roses  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jul-10-10 07:39 AM
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3. Love that word, antimacassar. Have not heard it in ages.

In this case, I don't think that would do. It is on the inside of the top of the wings. If the arms were this way, I would use two of the beautiful old linen ones I have.

I'm going to keep trying, got some ideas from the 'Google'. Even if I could lighten the areas in question, it would look better.

I remember as a kid going to my grandmothers house where every upholstered chair had something draped over the arms. My grandfathers favorite chair also had something draped over the back and held with some kind of pin at the top of the back. I can feel that stuff right now. I believe it was called mohair. Rough and scratchy maroon sofa and big dark blue armchairs. Like cast iron, felt like you were sitting on coarse sand or something equally rough.

franksolich is not fond of antimaccasars; they remind him of old people sitting in a nursing home.

However, franksolich is rather fond of another thing that used to be common, but is rare today.

Sheets of glass on top of furniture (tables, bookcases, desks).

That is class.
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Re: primitive buys a grease-smeared wing chair
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2010, 02:02:35 PM »
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Oh my.

franksolich is not fond of antimaccasars; they remind him of old people sitting in a nursing home. they do, don't they? and doilies remind me of my grandmother's house.

However, franksolich is rather fond of another thing that used to be common, but is rare today.

Sheets of glass on top of furniture (tables, bookcases, desks). I like glass on top of tables and desks too. I looked into doing it for my family room coffee table and end table, as the room gets a lot of use. I changed my mind when I found out how much it would cost.  :o  It was an "OH. MY."

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Re: primitive buys a grease-smeared wing chair
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2010, 02:48:38 PM »
What, Warpy didn't go barging in there with a know-it-all answer, ending with "but it may not work."