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Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« on: July 27, 2010, 01:35:26 PM »
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A long-overdue bathroom cleaning has led to a toothbrush tampering accusation in Lower Saucon Township, police said.

Investigators say Deborah Woist, 52, decided on July 18 to tidy up a bathroom inside her Springtown Hill Road because it hadn't been cleaned in two months.

The problem, police said, is that she used her son's toothbrush for the job and later returned it to its holder.

What a shitty trick
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2010, 01:38:26 PM »
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The son, 26-year-old Justin Novack, called police claiming his mother applied feces to his tooth brush.

What's his DU name?
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2010, 01:42:15 PM »
A harrassment charge?  That is pretty crappy.
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2010, 01:45:41 PM »
Who the hell calls the police on their mother over this crap?  I guess since the doofus is 26 freaking years old.... :mental:
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2010, 02:46:54 PM »
I'll bet the 26-year-old momma's boy was bristling with indignation.
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2010, 03:15:54 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 27, 2010, 02:46:54 PM
I'll bet the 26-year-old momma's boy was bristling with indignation.

Is this fed up mother trying to give her kid the brush off.?
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2010, 03:29:15 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 27, 2010, 03:15:54 PM
Is this fed up mother trying to give her kid the brush off.?


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Poo that.  She just needs to get to the teeth of the matter and get him OUT! 
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2010, 03:36:35 PM »
In the end, he'll just floss over the whole thing and go back to mommy's basement.

After all, he's got his own bathroom down there that mommy cleans.
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 04:15:43 PM »
I guess I won't say what I did to a certain woman's toothbrush about 2½ years ago......... :fuelfire:

(sorry about the lack of a pun. I guess I just brushed it off)
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2010, 07:56:41 AM »
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth.
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Re: Police: Man claims mom put feces on toothbrush
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2010, 08:12:32 AM »
Mom must be taking long strokes with the toothbrush. :naughty:
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