I really didn't want to know about Warpy's constipation problem...
The defrocked warped primitive mentions her constipation quite a bit, and as much as I've brought of the defrocked warped primitive over here from Skins's island, I thought everybody here was intimately acquainted with her problem.
The defrocked warped primitive alleges herself to be "allergic" to milk and dairy products.
But on the other hand, the defrocked warped primitive is a chocaholic.
That's a pretty odd tendency among the primitives of Skins's island; they're always "allergic" to things good for them, and surprisingly never allergic to things unhealthy for them.
And as you perhaps already know, sir, it's too bad the defrocked warped primitive, once a registered nurse, wasn't allergic to any of the chemical substances found in narcotics cabinets of hospitals.....