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poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« on: July 26, 2010, 08:48:19 AM »
Okay, okay, I am left mouth agape.

In fact, the chin's dropped clear down to my toes.

I've never paid much attention to the blueass primitive, the "Kentuck" primitive, until a campfire of his was brought over here this morning.  The blueass primitive's been on Skins's island for a very long time, and franksolich was always aware of him, but damn, the blueass primitive just seemed so dreadfully.....boring.

As we all know, Doug's stupid ex-wife is undeniably the stupidest person on the whole entire internet (and not just Skins's island), the Champion of Stupid.

But disregard her.

Up until this time, I had always considered Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive, the stupidest primitive on all of Skins's island (the one exception just noted), but now I'm wondering about this blueass primitive.

Anybody have any idea which primitive is the stupider?
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 09:11:07 AM »
I had to vote "not sure" on that one.

Just depends on what day of the week it is, as to which one is the more stupid, otherwise, I'd call it a dead heat.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 09:53:01 AM »
Put me in the "not sure" category.  There's so many variables in the equation:  who had a good day, who needs to brag or vent, the activity of sunspots, the price of green tea in Hong Kong, the price of sulphur-laden Venezuelan crude.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 11:22:51 AM »
I haven't seen much of Texas Toast around... they're both undeniably stupid, but they're no Stinky The Clown.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 12:20:32 PM »
I said Pedro.

When it comes to intelligence (and when speaking of primitives, intelligence is a relative thing, in that we're always talking about individuals that are on the lowest end of the scale anyway), Pedro has the upperhand.  The kentuck primitive doesn't have two brain-cells to rub together, so that he's stupid isn't up for debate.  I just consider Pedro to be the more stupid because Pedro has the resources at hand to know better if he would use them.  But alas, he doesn't, which make him the more stupid.

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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 01:20:55 PM »
I say Pedro.  The Kentuck Prim may, in fact, be dumber, but it is not the kind of stupidity that distinguishes itself.  At least, it hasn't yet.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 01:53:52 PM »
I'm saying Pedro. I've seen his fingers begat some pretty outrageous shit.

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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2010, 06:36:44 PM »
I just consider Pedro to be the more stupid because Pedro has the resources at hand to know better if he would use them.  But alas, he doesn't, which make him the more stupid.

How very true.

Pedro Picasso reminds one of someone in the Country Club trying to join the trailer court set.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2010, 07:33:39 PM »
How very true.

Pedro Picasso reminds one of someone in the Country Club trying to join the trailer court set.

Damn, sir, you're good.  A "honey of a curveball," if I say so myself.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2010, 08:28:08 AM »
I've been watching Kentuck for at least six years.  He's as dumb as a box of rocks.  It's nearly a dead heat between he & Texas Toast.  I picked Kentuck.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2010, 09:04:37 AM »
I've been watching Kentuck for at least six years.  He's as dumb as a box of rocks.  It's nearly a dead heat between he & Texas Toast.  I picked Kentuck.

I have seen a box of rocks smarter than him.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2010, 11:47:17 AM »
Don't you think that calling people "primitives" sets you up for looking like a rather unfortunate person? 

I mean, in the heart department.

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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2010, 12:16:05 PM »
Don't you think that calling people "primitives" sets you up for looking like a rather unfortunate person? 

I mean, in the heart department.

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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2010, 01:36:36 PM »
Don't you think that calling people "primitives" sets you up for looking like a rather unfortunate person? 

I mean, in the heart department.

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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2010, 03:45:29 PM »
Don't you think that calling people "primitives" sets you up for looking like a rather unfortunate person? 

I mean, in the heart department.

Trust me, franksolich is all heart, the milk of human kindness, a paragon of tolerance and indulgence, a forgiver-and-forgetter, willing to be a friend of all who come his way, perhaps too much for his own good.

franksolich is also notorious, in both real life and on the internet, for calling something what it is, no mealy-mouthed euphemisms or sugar-coating.

In nearly nine years of watching the antics on Skins's island, one must inevitably--and accurately--conclude that the denizens there resemble nothing more than a backward remote isolated society and culture far removed from the wider world.

Their rituals and customs, taboos and totems, dances and ceremonies, systems of class and caste, their blood-lust for infanticide and genocide, their deities, their grotesque fantasies about the world outside of theirs, their craven fear of people unlike themselves, their hostility towards outsiders and newcomers, and their generally parasitical nature on healthier societies, makes one feel as if he is reading a work of anthropology by the late Margaret Mead.

One should call things what they are, and for "primitives," I offer no apology.  That's what they are.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2010, 08:41:58 PM »
Well said.

Some have the courage to attempt to grow here, but I have see you at work, sir. The cure for a Dumor....is Frank.

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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2010, 08:47:36 PM »
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2010, 09:53:43 PM »
I voted for Pedro. If his brains were made of leather. he couldn't saddle a flea.
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2010, 09:54:44 PM »
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2010, 10:12:48 PM »
Okay, okay, I am left mouth agape.

In fact, the chin's dropped clear down to my toes.

I've never paid much attention to the blueass primitive, the "Kentuck" primitive, until a campfire of his was brought over here this morning.  The blueass primitive's been on Skins's island for a very long time, and franksolich was always aware of him, but damn, the blueass primitive just seemed so dreadfully.....boring.

As we all know, Doug's stupid ex-wife is undeniably the stupidest person on the whole entire internet (and not just Skins's island), the Champion of Stupid.

But disregard her.

Up until this time, I had always considered Pedro Picasso, the "Atman" primitive, the stupidest primitive on all of Skins's island (the one exception just noted), but now I'm wondering about this blueass primitive.

Anybody have any idea which primitive is the stupider?
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Re: poll: who is stupider of these two primitives?
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2010, 10:19:08 PM »
Don't you think that calling people "primitives" sets you up for looking like a rather unfortunate person? 

I mean, in the heart department.
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