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Offline Airwolf

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Darth Vader Robs Bank
« on: July 24, 2010, 11:50:53 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1297087/The-Empire-Strikes-Bank-Armed-robber-dressed-Darth-Vader-demands-cash-daring-raid.html

The Empire Strikes Bank: Armed robber dressed as Darth Vader demands cash in daring raid
By Mail Foreign Service
Last updated at 4:21 PM on 23rd July 2010


 When a six-foot man strode into a Long Island bank yesterday dressed as sci-fi super villain Darth Vader, customers and staff thought it was a joke.
But they soon realised how serious the man was when he produced a handgun and demanded cash.
Police in New York are now trying to trace the phantom menace, who stuffed cash into a bag and disappeared.


Ok, so where is the resident Dark Lord ?
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Re: Darth Vader Robs Bank
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2010, 01:56:00 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on July 24, 2010, 11:50:53 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1297087/The-Empire-Strikes-Bank-Armed-robber-dressed-Darth-Vader-demands-cash-daring-raid.html

The Empire Strikes Bank: Armed robber dressed as Darth Vader demands cash in daring raid
By Mail Foreign Service
Last updated at 4:21 PM on 23rd July 2010


 When a six-foot man strode into a Long Island bank yesterday dressed as sci-fi super villain Darth Vader, customers and staff thought it was a joke.
But they soon realised how serious the man was when he produced a handgun and demanded cash.
Police in New York are now trying to trace the phantom menace, who stuffed cash into a bag and disappeared.


Ok, so where is the resident Dark Lord ?

It must be hard to finance the purchase of a new Death Star...
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Re: Darth Vader Robs Bank
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2010, 02:36:25 PM »
This is obviously a frame job by the Rebellion.  Lord Vader does not use a gun.
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Re: Darth Vader Robs Bank
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2010, 04:51:20 PM »
That wasn't Darth Vader...it was his evil twin brother 'Darth Raider'.
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Re: Darth Vader Robs Bank
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2010, 05:29:29 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 24, 2010, 04:51:20 PM
That wasn't Darth Vader...it was his evil twin brother 'Darth Raider'.

Is he a lineman?  QB?
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Re: Darth Vader Robs Bank
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2010, 07:07:36 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 24, 2010, 05:29:29 PM
Is he a lineman?  QB?

Nah, even Jamarcus Russell would find a way to **** that up.   Maybe if he had some extra codeine cough syrup...  :fuelfire:
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Re: Darth Vader Robs Bank
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2010, 05:48:59 AM »
Oh,


I thought this was why he kept having to move back-and-forth around the country.  :uhsure: :innocent:
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