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Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« on: July 23, 2010, 07:31:41 AM »
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A Florala woman was jailed Tuesday on reckless endangerment charges after she allegedly left open gas containers throughout the house “because she liked the smell.”

Chief Sonny Bedsole said officer Chris Jackson was responding to a disturbance report at the North Sixth Street home when he noticed the odd smell throughout the home of Juliana Bryant, 33.

“Officer Chris Jackson responded to the home, and inside, found an open container of gas,” Bedsole said. “When questioned, she said she liked the smell of it.” ...

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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2010, 08:36:11 AM »
She wanted to go out in "a blaze of glory".
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2010, 08:37:10 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 23, 2010, 08:36:11 AM
She wanted to go out in "a blaze of glory".
Oooh, the thought if that happening gives me the vapours.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2010, 08:47:00 AM »
Any resulting fire would've left her insolvent.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2010, 09:48:18 AM »
And "Great Balls of Fire" was on the radio . . .
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2010, 09:51:08 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 08:47:00 AM
Any resulting fire would've left her insolvent.

If not, someone at her insurance company needs to be fired.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2010, 10:54:38 AM »
Quote from: bijou on July 23, 2010, 09:51:08 AM
If not, someone at her insurance company needs to be fired.

I agree, if she got any $$, someone should definitely be canned. 
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2010, 11:16:01 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 23, 2010, 10:54:38 AM
I agree, if she got any $$, someone should definitely be canned. 

Wierd here  as we woman know the more we smell something, like perfume the less we smell it.  Others may smell it but we who wear perfume become unable to smell it, so we add more and knock people off their feet from all that smell.

We get used to smells if the kitty litter needs to be changed we may not notice but a visitor will know.

So this woman liked the smell of gasoline, it seems strange that after awhile she would even notice it in her home.


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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2010, 01:03:36 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 23, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
Wierd here  as we woman know the more we smell something, like perfume the less we smell it.  Others may smell it but we who wear perfume become unable to smell it, so we add more and knock people off their feet from all that smell.

We get used to smells if the kitty litter needs to be changed we may not notice but a visitor will know.

So this woman liked the smell of gasoline, it seems strange that after awhile she would even notice it in her home.




Get with the program, Vesta. There's supposed to be a pun in your reply. Maybe I need to light a fire under your ass??

It all just seems so "fuelish" to me........
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2010, 01:10:01 PM »
Quote from: Thor on July 23, 2010, 01:03:36 PM
Get with the program, Vesta. There's supposed to be a pun in your reply. Maybe I need to light a fire under your ass??

It all just seems so "fuelish" to me........



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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2010, 01:10:57 PM »
Quote from: Thor on July 23, 2010, 01:03:36 PM

It all just seems so "fuelish" to me........


Hey Thor, Chill Out...

No need to be fuming over there.  

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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2010, 01:22:59 PM »
Things are starting to get volatile.

Vesta sorta reminds me of Ethyl, as in, "Fill 'er up with ethyl." She's got somewhere to go, but no idea how to get there and how much it'll take.

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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2010, 01:25:54 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 01:22:59 PM
Things are starting to get volatile.

Vesta sorta reminds me of Ethyl, as in, "Fill 'er up with ethyl." She's got somewhere to go, but no idea how to get there and how much it'll take.

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Yeah, that could be a premium amount. 
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2010, 01:37:35 PM »
Who knows, she may have wanted to start a relationship, and was just looking for that first spark.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2010, 01:39:25 PM »
These jokes pump large amounts of high octane excitement into this thread. I can feel it.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2010, 01:53:15 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 01:39:25 PM
These jokes pump large amounts of high octane excitement into this thread. I can feel it.

That pun went over like a leaded balloon.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2010, 01:59:04 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 23, 2010, 01:53:15 PM
That pun went over like a leaded balloon.
Not that badly surely? I thought it matched the quality of the others.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2010, 02:14:54 PM »
Quote from: bijou on July 23, 2010, 01:59:04 PM
Not that badlty surely? I thought it matched the quality of the others.


yep....it was definitely not premium...
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2010, 02:21:14 PM »
We could always ask Ronsol.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2010, 02:25:11 PM »
perhaps she was using the smell to remind her of the beach....like seaShell's
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2010, 03:26:00 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 23, 2010, 01:10:01 PM

vesta is a few matches short of a full pack.
Low octane level...
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2010, 03:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 23, 2010, 01:39:25 PM
These jokes pump large amounts of high octane excitement into this thread. I can feel it.
I'm still having trouble distilling the premium comedy in this thread from the crude remarks.  :fuelfire:
(get the smiley application: fuel-fire  :rimshot:)
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2010, 03:35:35 PM »
A Deepwater analysis of this particular woman results in more and more sludge as this thread progresses.

Well, I must say, it's probably time to pipe down and sea just how wacko this woman is, whether bp or not bp.
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2010, 11:28:23 PM »
This thread is burning me up with laughter!!

(I guess that Vesta didn't like my pun about "lighting a fire".........Perhaps she's fuming over my remarks.) :(
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Re: Alabama woman kept open gas cans in house 'because she liked the smell'
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2010, 05:50:04 AM »
Quote from: Thor on July 23, 2010, 11:28:23 PM
This thread is burning me up with laughter!!

(I guess that Vesta didn't like my pun about "lighting a fire".........Perhaps she's fuming over my remarks.) :(


Nah, no problem with you Thor, I just cannot understand how anyone for any reason would want to keep potential bombs in their home unless they had some explosive issues.
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