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Offline Thor

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BREAKING NEWS!!! New Warship Approved by Congress!!
« on: July 22, 2010, 05:37:32 PM »
After months of consultation Congressional Democrats and the White House have reached tentative agreement to build a new class of warship. The lead ship will be the USS Libtard. Ahead-12kts, Astern-36kts, Armaments-None, Color-Pink, Motto-Last in Harm's Way, Special Features-All angle surrender system and Backstabber Missiles - courtesy of Walter Brown.......
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! New Warship Approved by Congress!!
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2010, 05:43:20 PM »
And they will save money by looking at French warship designs.

It'll still cost $2 trillion (and that's before the inevitable 500% cost overruns), but it'll save a few bucks on development.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS!!! New Warship Approved by Congress!!
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 05:44:59 PM »
I hear the USS Carter had a tender boat called the USS Mondale. Had to be scrapped because every time the USS Reagan sailed into port the damn thing would turn turtle and sink...

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