But if we're going to remember the poor bastards who have to live and put up with DUmbasses for every sorry day of their miserable existence, then this thread should also be for remembering the intelligent, lucky bastards - Doug, the EX-husband of poor, stupid Beth, comes immediately to mind - who've been able to put sufficient distance between them and their former DUmmy leeches through whatever means available: divorce, restraining orders, jail time...