I just skimmed the list, but I was struck by how many of them started with the verb "Announced" or "Committed." Made a speech. Also "Participated in" and the like. This list reminds me of resume padding, or annual review stuff where you have to enumerate what the hell you've been doing all year, when you weren't doing much of anything. And yes, recovery.gov is an embarrassment. Remember the non-existant congressional districts? Sheer goofiness.
This one made me laugh:
32. Empowered states to enact federal fuel efficiency standards above federal standards:
. Oh how kind and generous you are, your majesty!
And this one pissed me off:
64. Managed several natural disasters successfully, including severe winter ice storms and flooding in several states:
He COMPLETELY ignored Kentucky's ice storm and Tennessee's floods. Didn't even mention them, as far as I know. How can anybody put this on a list of accomplishments with the Gulf staring us in the face?
I'm having serious flashbacks to big corporation bullshit shoveling.