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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2010, 06:27:13 PM »
Isn't it a little early for this??
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2010, 06:28:45 PM »
Who's that doofus (I know, there are many), something like BanTheGOP...been spouting a lot of complete and utter garbage recently.  Like the Republican Party could be outlawed for violating RICO laws.  He's cuckoo.

That would be him.
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2010, 07:45:47 PM »
Isn't it a little early for this??

Well now, Thor, sir, the reason was given in my original post here.

Voting on the top ten primitives of the year tends to be strongly biased in favor of primitives from October and November, and light, if at all, on primitives from earlier in the year.....despite that there are early-in-the-year primitives who made a bigger splash than later-in-the-year primitives.

I doubt that by late November, anyone's going to remember who the Bostonian Drunkard was.....despite the convulsion his ejection from Skins's island caused the primitives, and the merriment it caused decent and civilized people.

And hence the real purpose of this thread; to remind others that an easy way to "remember" early-in-the-year primitives, so as to jog one's memory when voting in late November, is by posting something the primitive said in the "Posts That Stand Alone" thread in the DUmping Ground, and then taking a gander at that when the time comes for voting, so as to jog the memory.
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2010, 08:35:40 PM »
Can we include our moles in the nomination process?  :-)

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2010, 09:15:50 PM »
Can we include our moles in the nomination process?  :-)

Jest sayin'...
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2010, 09:22:48 PM »
If you're really CP, then I will kiss your ass!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2010, 10:11:46 PM »
If you're really CP, then I will kiss your ass!  :evillaugh:

I think miskie is CP, he always has that parody poem ready too quickly after hers is posted  :evillaugh:

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2010, 10:24:20 PM »
I wonder who replied that... ;)

So your the Shell Beau primitive?

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2010, 10:33:25 PM »
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Any reason not to sticky this?  Too early?  If not won't it get lost in the shuffle unless CCers continue to post?

Seems hard to pick a front runner this year, no one really stands out.  Bobbolink should get some consideration with past and well documented insanity plus the outstanding achievement of taking down the legendary Will Pitt. 

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2010, 10:36:48 PM »
I don't see why not.  BanTheGOP seems to be on his way to an early nomination this year.
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2010, 10:37:46 PM »
Seems hard to pick a front runner this year, no one really stands out.  Bobbolink should get some consideration with past and well documented insanity plus the outstanding achievement of taking down the legendary Will Pitt.

See, that's what I'm afraid of.

The way it's happened in the past, voters in late November-early December tend to focus on only recent primitives and their antics, having forgotten much that had happened the first part of the year.

The bobbling primitive overthrowing one of the most prominent, one of the earliest, inhabitants of Skins's island, the Bostonian Drunkard, was a big event, a really big event, on Skins's island.

But it happened in April, and so by the time everyone votes seven months later, it might be forgotten.
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2010, 11:28:28 PM »
I don't see why not.  BanTheGOP seems to be on his way to an early nomination this year.

If that is not a mole then no doubt, BanTheGOP has a serious case of the crazy.  I lean towards mole but with the high level of insanity at the DUmp you just never know, he fits right in.

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2010, 12:00:37 AM »
See, that's what I'm afraid of.

The way it's happened in the past, voters in late November-early December tend to focus on only recent primitives and their antics, having forgotten much that had happened the first part of the year.

The bobbling primitive overthrowing one of the most prominent, one of the earliest, inhabitants of Skins's island, the Bostonian Drunkard, was a big event, a really big event, on Skins's island.

But it happened in April, and so by the time everyone votes seven months later, it might be forgotten.

That's what I'm talking about.

It's easy to remember the past month or past few months when handing out any "award" of any sort.  By now there should be a sort of preemptive top 10, with future DUmmy-ness or decrease in DUmmy-ness affecting ranking.  We're over half way through 2010, so that should count for half of the "honors".

It is funny that Bobbo was able to get Willy kicked off which earns her points for being a "good" DUmmy, instead of earning consideration the old fashioned way, by exhibiting lunacy.  What she did would be any mole's wet dream.     

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #38 on: July 15, 2010, 01:19:37 AM »
That's what I'm talking about.

It's easy to remember the past month or past few months when handing out any "award" of any sort.  By now there should be a sort of preemptive top 10, with future DUmmy-ness or decrease in DUmmy-ness affecting ranking.  We're over half way through 2010, so that should count for half of the "honors".

It is funny that Bobbo was able to get Willy kicked off which earns her points for being a "good" DUmmy, instead of earning consideration the old fashioned way, by exhibiting lunacy.  What she did would be any mole's wet dream.     

I have a suspicion that if the voting were to  take place today, rather than in late November, the California piggy primitive would win top honors, hands down.
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #39 on: July 15, 2010, 08:46:37 AM »
I'm leaning towards AnArmyVeteran, for sheer stupidity and being absolutely wrong on everything. 

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #40 on: July 15, 2010, 08:48:23 AM »
I'm leaning towards AnArmyVeteran, for sheer stupidity and being absolutely wrong on everything. 

Posts That Stand Alone.  I never think to check that, I will. 

That's another one who has been off his/her/its rocker this year.
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2010, 04:10:28 AM »
I'm going all in for Dummie FrenchieCat, she is either the 2nd most stupid person on the internet (hat-tip to Doug's' ex), or she's one of those "paid posters" the DUmbshits keep raving about.

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2010, 05:02:00 AM »
If you're really CP, then I will kiss your ass!  :evillaugh:
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2010, 05:07:27 AM »
I don't see why not.  BanTheGOP seems to be on his way to an early nomination this year.
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2010, 05:15:09 AM »
See, that's what I'm afraid of.

The way it's happened in the past, voters in late November-early December tend to focus on only recent primitives and their antics, having forgotten much that had happened the first part of the year.

The bobbling primitive overthrowing one of the most prominent, one of the earliest, inhabitants of Skins's island, the Bostonian Drunkard, was a big event, a really big event, on Skins's island.

But it happened in April, and so by the time everyone votes seven months later, it might be forgotten.
Jest thinking out loud here...maybe aside from the Top 10 DUmmy awards, we should consider a special achievement annual award for the single DUmmy that stirred the hive the most, brought down a long-term DUmmy icon, or instigated the biggest mass-banning of the year.

Maybe not though since eventually someone will suggest an annual Worst DUmmy Poetry Award and we all know where the hell that will lead to.
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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2010, 05:56:35 AM »
Jest thinking out loud here...maybe aside from the Top 10 DUmmy awards, we should consider a special achievement annual award for the single DUmmy that stirred the hive the most, brought down a long-term DUmmy icon, or instigated the biggest mass-banning of the year.

Maybe not though since eventually someone will suggest an annual Worst DUmmy Poetry Award and we all know where the hell that will lead to.

Miskie is a lock for Best DUmmie Poet of the Year :rotf: and since no one has dog in the running for Worst behind Piggy there's no reason to hold a competition.  :-)

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2010, 10:04:14 AM »
Jest thinking out loud here...maybe aside from the Top 10 DUmmy awards, we should consider a special achievement annual award for the single DUmmy that stirred the hive the most, brought down a long-term DUmmy icon, or instigated the biggest mass-banning of the year.

Maybe not though since eventually someone will suggest an annual Worst DUmmy Poetry Award and we all know where the hell that will lead to.

That achievement, in my opinion, is already rolled into Top DUmmy, but a competition for the stupidest, most delusional, hypocritical or illogical single post might be interesting.

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #47 on: July 17, 2010, 04:41:50 PM »
Keep in mind that many of the award winners are soon TS'd after winning the DOY honors.

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #48 on: July 17, 2010, 10:27:24 PM »
The DUmmy that I think could be a contender is Odin2005. Always something stupid spewing forth from that one.

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Re: Top 10 Primitives (DUmmies) of 2010
« Reply #49 on: July 17, 2010, 10:51:46 PM »
Jest thinking out loud here...maybe aside from the Top 10 DUmmy awards, we should consider a special achievement annual award for the single DUmmy that stirred the hive the most, brought down a long-term DUmmy icon, or instigated the biggest mass-banning of the year.

Maybe not though since eventually someone will suggest an annual Worst DUmmy Poetry Award and we all know where the hell that will lead to.

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