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sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« on: July 07, 2010, 06:10:11 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8701851

Oh my.

Now, one has to go to the link above to see what a pretty job the sparkling husband primitive did, in illustrating his descent into the abyss.  One can't bring his artwork over here.

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#05 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009; THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE
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The radicalization of clown 

A child. Innocent. Harry giving them hell, even as they all now like Ike. All is well, even if it isn't. It feels safe. Good. Big, strong hand holding mine. Warm hip to lean against. This little kid. Safe. I love you both.

Me and them. You and they. Bang. Jack! Who moved? Bang, bang. Martin! Who said what? Bang, bang, bang. Bobby! Who did what? Who did all that?

Out of school, but before the Navy, all was good and the world my pearl and my oyster. Hey, Hey! LBJ.

after which an illustration with a chart at the bottom

Ten years hence. A vet. Nixon. Viet Nam done. ****ing hippie assholes. Love it or leave it, mother****er. RMN. Helicopter, Double V. Knucklhead Gerry

after which the thingamajig on the chart moves

A Dad now; kids growing. Reagan, Blowing sunshine. Greed is good. **** yer fellow man. What's in it for me? Jimmy, too little time. RWR, way, way, way too long. Sire of the Spawn of Satan, bad as broccoli; urp. A new start, Mustang owning BoomerBoy, high hopes from Hope.

after which the thingamajig on the chart moves even more

I can't believe it. That moron? Really? "I'm telling you, within a year, we'll be at war in the Middle East." GodDAMMIT, they can't be that ****ing stupid. Yes they can. {Gored by Bull(shit)} ****face, Spawn of Satan, Mother****er and the DeadEye DeadMan Walking.

after which &c., &c., &c.

Eight years. Pack 'em up, move 'em out. Brick, mortar, and tooling; buhbye. Unravel the net; walk the wire unaided. Incredible. Not one, but two of them. TWO. Endless. Not dependent on another country's meat, he told us. Things will get better. They better get better.

after which &c., &c., &c.

They better get better.

They will get better.

Right?

Cuz there's no more there there, where I seem to be going. My new There is where?
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2010, 06:12:24 PM »
That's almost as bad as Cal Peg's poetry.  At least it's a step up... it has some punctuation. :rotf:
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2010, 06:17:25 PM »
What the hell was that?

Looks like someone threw the proverbial crap against the wall to see what would stick. I know the odoriferous harlequin primitive is not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, but that's bad even for him.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2010, 06:35:54 PM »
What the hell was that?

Flashback from the brown acid? ::)
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2010, 06:47:15 PM »
Oh, **** you Stinky! Go back to finger screwin' the cat and eatin' the "Kitty Rocha" outa the cat box!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2010, 06:57:49 PM »
The earth is flat and the DUmbasses have sailed off the edge...left side of course.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2010, 07:05:44 PM »
Wait. What?

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2010, 07:12:29 PM »
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1. Republican Clowns scare me.

followed by a picture of John Wayne Gacy
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Gacy became active in Chicago's Democratic Party, first volunteering to clean the party offices.[43]  In 1975 and 1976, he served on the Norwood Park Township street lighting committee.[45]  He eventually earned the title of precinct captain.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy#cite_ref-Linedecker.2C_p._70_42-0
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2010, 07:15:29 PM »
Seriously, is Stinky The Clown aiming for Top Primitive of the year?
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2010, 07:16:34 PM »
They're so funny. :rotf:

Problem is, nobody will ever point that out to the moron who posted him bein' a Repub!

When ya look up Moron in the dictionary, it ought to have a link to the DUmpster!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2010, 07:21:19 PM »
Seriously, is Stinky The Clown aiming for Top Primitive of the year?

It would appear that way.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2010, 07:23:03 PM »
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13. Please don't create a climate where my thread can be locked.   
   Thanks!

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13. Please don't create a climate where I my thread can be locked up in a straight jacket.   
   Thanks!

Fixed!

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2010, 07:28:44 PM »
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13. Please don't create a climate where my thread can be locked.   
   Thanks!

Grovel much there Stinky?

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2010, 07:46:25 PM »
Isn't that cute? Stinky wants to be Allen Ginsberg when he grows up.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2010, 05:31:23 AM »
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jul-06-10 08:27 PM
#05 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009; THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE
Original message

The radicalization of clown

A child. Innocent. Harry giving them hell, even as they all now like Ike. All is well, even if it isn't. It feels safe. Good. Big, strong hand holding mine. Warm hip to lean against. This little kid. Safe. I love you both.

Me and them. You and they. Bang. Jack! Who moved? Bang, bang. Martin! Who said what? Bang, bang, bang. Bobby! Who did what? Who did all that?

Out of school, but before the Navy, all was good and the world my pearl and my oyster. Hey, Hey! LBJ.

after which an illustration with a chart at the bottom

Ten years hence. A vet. Nixon. Viet Nam done. ****ing hippie assholes. Love it or leave it, mother****er. RMN. Helicopter, Double V. Knucklhead Gerry

after which the thingamajig on the chart moves

A Dad now; kids growing. Reagan, Blowing sunshine. Greed is good. **** yer fellow man. What's in it for me? Jimmy, too little time. RWR, way, way, way too long. Sire of the Spawn of Satan, bad as broccoli; urp. A new start, Mustang owning BoomerBoy, high hopes from Hope.

after which the thingamajig on the chart moves even more

I can't believe it. That moron? Really? "I'm telling you, within a year, we'll be at war in the Middle East." GodDAMMIT, they can't be that ****ing stupid. Yes they can. {Gored by Bull(shit)} ****face, Spawn of Satan, Mother****er and the DeadEye DeadMan Walking.

after which &c., &c., &c.

Eight years. Pack 'em up, move 'em out. Brick, mortar, and tooling; buhbye. Unravel the net; walk the wire unaided. Incredible. Not one, but two of them. TWO. Endless. Not dependent on another country's meat, he told us. Things will get better. They better get better.

after which &c., &c., &c.

They better get better.

They will get better.

Right?

Cuz there's no more there there, where I seem to be going. My new There is where?

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2010, 07:52:26 AM »
Too bizarre for words.  You know what's even more annoying?  All the respondents can say is "K&R" and "+1." 

What is it about Stinky?  He's so full of self-regard and he's so impressed with himself. 

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2010, 08:55:56 AM »
He's so pathetic when he tries to sound like some kind of hard-ass.  It would be sad if it wasn't so worthy of merciless ridicule.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2010, 12:38:03 PM »
He's so pathetic when he tries to sound like some kind of hard-ass.  It would be sad if it wasn't so worthy of merciless ridicule.

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No kiddin'! Pretty bad when wifey can kick your ass and make you stay in the basement, cleanin' out the cat box!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2010, 02:23:24 PM »
I have no freaking idea what he's talking about. I think he needs to clean the kitty litter box because the fumes are getting to him.'

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2010, 02:30:49 PM »
This is the inevitable end when your wife makes you pee sitting down.
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When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2010, 06:12:49 PM »
This is the inevitable end when your wife makes you pee sitting down.

I'd settle for getting my husband to stop peeing outside.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2010, 06:58:16 PM »
I'd settle for getting my husband to stop peeing outside.

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Take it from me, that ain't happenin'! "Toots" is complainin' because I pee off the back porch!!

In one ear and out the other! I don't have neighbors anywhere close! The sent keeps the raccoons outa the dog dish!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2010, 04:25:29 AM »
The sent keeps the raccoons outa the dog dish!

That reminds me . . . I'm seeing a lot of raccoons as roadkill lately.  I had to take a road trip to the Elmira area yesterday--drove 519 miles yesterday, but long-haul truckers do that without breaking a sweat, day after day--and I must have seen eight of the suckers dead between Albany and Oneonta.  I stopped counting after that.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive gets radical
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2010, 05:18:29 AM »
No kiddin'! Pretty bad when wifey can kick your ass and make you stay in the basement, cleanin' LICKING out the cat box!
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« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2010, 05:20:18 AM »
Take it from me, that ain't happenin'! "Toots" is complainin' because I pee off the back porch!!

In one ear and out the other! I don't have neighbors anywhere close! The sent keeps the raccoons outa the dog dish!
You too huh?

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