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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2010, 12:52:16 PM »
Knew they had JW Blue and JW Black, but never heard of red. By the way, what's the difference taste wise between the three? Haven't tried either.

Red's the cheapest of the JW trio. If ya call 28 bucks a fifth cheap.

I really can't tell the difference other than the Black and the Blue are a little smoother going down. Not enough to warrant the higher price IMHO.
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2010, 01:11:44 PM »
I personally stick by Jameson. He's never done me wrong. I also kind of like UV blue/Sprite. Have to be careful with that stuff though. You can drink 4 doubles before you know it, and BAM! You're saying "What the hell happened?"

Only slurred.  :lmao:

And I would never pay that for a fifth. Also pretty into Bacardi, btw.

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2010, 01:25:47 PM »
I personally stick by Jameson. He's never done me wrong. I also kind of like UV blue/Sprite. Have to be careful with that stuff though. You can drink 4 doubles before you know it, and BAM! You're saying "What the hell happened?"

Only slurred.  :lmao:

And I would never pay that for a fifth. Also pretty into Bacardi, btw.

JW is the nectar of the Gods, IMHO! Besides, it's better on my liver than the cheap stuff, LOL!
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2010, 01:28:02 PM »
I think Jameson is the cheap Irish whiskey. Never tried Middleton's. They don't have it at the bar I go to. I think it's $3.50 for a shot of J.

Damn...now I'm getting a thirst.

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2010, 02:05:03 PM »
I think Jameson is the cheap Irish whiskey. Never tried Middleton's. They don't have it at the bar I go to. I think it's $3.50 for a shot of J.

Damn...now I'm getting a thirst.

Bushmills is a much better Irish Whiskey....imho. 
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2010, 02:44:58 PM »
Bushmills is a much better Irish Whiskey....imho. 

Hear, hear!  I'm a big fan of Old Bushmill's meself.  Plus there's something about that Jameson's bottle that looks like it ought to have "XXX" on the label and be sitting in front of Yosemite Sam.   
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2010, 03:12:41 PM »
SO,

Rachael MadCow makes a splash with her nightly audience of 100,000 out of THREE HUNDRED MILLION people while turkey basting in Iraq!


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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2010, 03:24:23 PM »
QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #33 on: July 07, 2010, 03:35:24 PM »
QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?

Were we not just talking about The Miracle Powers of Alcohol...?

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2010, 03:50:17 PM »
QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?

No, but I'd cue the office 'bat in on it . . . :evillaugh:
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« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2010, 04:23:20 PM »
QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?



If she'd grow her hair out she wouldnt be half bad, but I would hit it just for the sake of saying i did.  :-)
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2010, 04:25:42 PM »
Damn it -- Now I want Whiskey, Pancakes, and to watch reruns of Glee...  Thanks alot, thread....   :lmao:

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« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2010, 05:32:14 PM »
Damn it -- Now I want Whiskey, Pancakes, and to watch reruns of Glee...  Thanks alot, thread....   :lmao:

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« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2010, 06:33:27 PM »
Damn it -- Now I want Whiskey, Pancakes, and to watch reruns of Glee...  Thanks alot, thread....   :lmao:

My wife loves Glee.  It can be entertaining . . .
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2010, 06:37:50 PM »
QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?

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« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2010, 06:42:49 PM »
Beauty is a bottle of rum and a light switch away. Yeah, probably could.

NOT!!! Rum gives me a bad case of the limp dick! Besides, she looks more like a boy with that haircut!
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« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2010, 07:42:17 PM »
My wife loves Glee.  It can be entertaining . . .

Glee is the same sort of trainwreck entertainment that DU is - only with liberal use of Auto-Tune.

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« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2010, 09:44:10 PM »
QUESTION: If you could turn Maddow hetero, ruining her cred with the LGBT community, would you take one for the team?

I'd do it if I weren't married.  But first,  :beer: :cheersmate: and then  :hot: followed by   :2ndbase: then Rachael proceeds to  :jerkit: and then the act  :spork: :bouncy: :hammer: and then  :yawn: and then the morning after   :thatsright:

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« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2010, 10:13:54 PM »
Glee is the same sort of trainwreck entertainment that DU is - only with liberal use of Auto-Tune.

Never heard of it/him/her.............Probly better that way.
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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2010, 11:35:08 PM »


If she'd grow her hair out she wouldnt be half bad, but I would hit it just for the sake of saying i did.  :-)

I may be inclined to agree, but it ain't something you can put on your resume.  :evillaugh:

I'm inclined to agree with RvDU on this one.

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #45 on: July 07, 2010, 11:57:38 PM »
Rachel is a Hottie !!!!!

Another DUmp thread extolling the "beauty" of Madcow, with what appears to be her senior class picture.  She wasn't bad looking then, so it must be that inner bitterness that turned her ugly. Of course most of the DUmmies think she is better looking now. :mental:

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« Reply #46 on: July 08, 2010, 01:46:58 AM »
Rachel is a Hottie !!!!!

Another DUmp thread extolling the "beauty" of Madcow, with what appears to be her senior class picture.  She wasn't bad looking then, so it must be that inner bitterness that turned her ugly. Of course most of the DUmmies think she is better looking now. :mental:

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VERY nice, but in all honesty she could look like a Galapagos land iguana on meth, and I'd still think she was hot just because she's so damn intelligent. That's a woman who gives GREAT mind.

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Re: Rachael's Story
« Reply #47 on: July 08, 2010, 03:24:46 AM »
I'd do it if I weren't married.  But first,  :beer: :cheersmate: and then  :hot: followed by   :2ndbase: then Rachael proceeds to  :jerkit: and then the act  :spork: :bouncy: :hammer: and then  :yawn: and then the morning after   :thatsright:

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« Reply #48 on: July 08, 2010, 08:46:47 AM »
Hottie?!?  Dang, I'd have to draw the line at 'Not totally repugnant.'
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« Reply #49 on: July 08, 2010, 12:33:05 PM »
Hottie?!?  Dang, I'd have to draw the line at 'Not totally repugnant.'

Yeah, she's just a "one" bagger.
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