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Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« on: July 06, 2010, 10:18:00 AM »
Dear sweet Dog in Heaven. Phrases such as "the stupid is strong with this one" and "it should hurt to be this stupid" are so cliche and thread worn I chafe whenever I read them but I swear I can't think of anything else to say:

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Elmore Furth (478 posts)      Mon Jul-05-10 01:39 PM
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Iranian passenger jets 'refused fuel'
 Source: BBC

Iran says that Britain, Germany and the United Arab Emirates are refusing to provide fuel to Iranian passenger planes.

The move, which has not been confirmed, follows unilateral sanctions imposed by the US, the Isna news agency reported.

The sanctions are designed to impede the development of Iran's nuclear programme.

"Since last week, our planes have been refused fuel at airports in Britain, Germany and UAE because of the sanctions imposed by America," Mehdi Aliyari, secretary of the Iranian Airlines Union, told the news agency.


Read more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/10511420.stm 

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polly7  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-05-10 01:53 PM
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1. How nice.
 Edited on Mon Jul-05-10 01:54 PM by polly7
And I suppose when one of these jets full of innocents crashes, it will be "worth it", like all the children dying in Iraq. Sanctions = economic terrorism by the rich. Lets see Britain, Germany and the United Arab Emirates give up any and all nuclear-weapons grade material. Better yet, nuclear medicine, nuclear power, nuclear anything using material that can be enriched ....... because we all know with a little technology they too can have the big bombs the leaders of these sanctions have had for years ....... and have used.

Hypocrisy at its finest.

 
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hack89 (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-05-10 02:04 PM
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4. Why would that ever happen?
 surely Iranian pilots are competent enough to keep their passengers safe.
 

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polly7  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-05-10 02:25 PM
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6. Yep, guages never malfunction, electronics are always 100%
 Edited on Mon Jul-05-10 02:45 PM by polly7
accurate, fuel never, ever leaks, workers on the ground never err .......... and besides, those Iranian people don't need to fly anywhere further than their little confines anyway. Iran, who has allowed inspections by the IAEA, signed the NPT, unlike some countries WITH nukes, who has the petroleum but lacks refineries to keep up with domestic consumption so much so it causes riots, is terrorized because in years they MAY have the capability for a nuclear weapon. Is Israel, North Korea, the U.S., Britain, etc. being sanctioned? Why not?


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muriel_volestrangler  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-05-10 02:29 PM
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8. If you're worried about gauges and leaks, then whether countries are refuelling planes is irrelevant
 If the gauges go wrong, or there's a leak, then a refuelled plane is in just as much danger.


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polly7  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-05-10 02:33 PM
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11. Yeah, I know that. How do they get home without landing, fixing and refuelling? nt,


 
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hack89 (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-05-10 02:29 PM
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9. But every pilot knows how much fuel he has at take off
 unless the pilot deliberately ignores safely procedures, this particular sanction does not endanger anyone. Iranians can't fly like they use to but only Iranian pilots can endanger their passengers.


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polly7  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-05-10 02:34 PM
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13. No, it happens.
 Just one example.

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/flying/gliding_into_i...

Iran .......... the last crude bonanza. We all know why this is happening.



 
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hack89 (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-05-10 02:40 PM
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16. But that was pure pilot error
 why would sanctions make it more likely?


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polly7  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-05-10 02:41 PM
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18. I didn't say sanctions made it more likely. I said accidents happen. nt.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x4454080

Not one of these idiots could think it through: if you can't refuel in contry X you don't fly to country X ergo you lose access to country X and all of its little goodies that make it worth visiting.

Nor did anyone say, "WTF? It's not like passenger planes refuel in mid-air!"
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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2010, 10:25:22 AM »
 polly=Be Free?  There can't be two of 'em.
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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2010, 10:34:35 AM »
It is kind of surprising that the Iranians don't put the effort into a crash-priority refinery construction program that they seem to be willing to put into their contentious nuclear plans.  But then I guess you have to take a full ration of crazy pills to follow their strategic thinking anyway. 
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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2010, 10:41:51 AM »
It is kind of surprising that the Iranians don't put the effort into a crash-priority refinery construction program that they seem to be willing to put into their contentious nuclear plans.  But then I guess you have to take a full ration of crazy pills to follow their strategic thinking anyway. 

So, Iran is where they're getting their medications.
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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2010, 10:49:38 AM »
I don't know if they actually make them in Iran, they seem to be in pretty good supply around the world, and in US cities especially, though.
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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2010, 01:26:10 PM »
1. Iranian airliner runs out of fuel mid-air, goes into glide mode
2. Tanker aircraft dispatched for refueling before it hits the ground
3. ????
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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2010, 03:39:41 PM »
**** 'em! Perhaps when things get bad enough, the Iranian people will rise up and smite their oppressors!

Kinda like what could happen here if the gubmint keeps shovin' all this crap down our throats, especially during what is closely gettin' close to a depression. There's only a few more things that need to go "tits up' before we hit double digit inflation and the American way of life goes bye bye!

I wouldn't want to be a DemonRat when that happens! There will be a mass exodus to the conservative way of thinkin' real damn quick! There's goin' to be a shitload of people wanting to learn how to be self reliant!

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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2010, 04:16:09 PM »
The DUmbasses made it to:

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Iran says that Britain, Germany and the United Arab Emirates are refusing to provide fuel to Iranian passenger planes.

and stopped, then started screaming about how the evil West was keeping the brown man down. They should have read further.

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A spokeswoman for the Abu Dhabi Airports Company (ADAC), which manages the airports in the UAE cities of Abu Dhabi and Al Ain, told Reuters news agency the company was continuing to refuel Iranian jets.

"We have contracts with Iranian passenger flights and continue to allow refuelling," she added.

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A spokesman for the UK's Civil Aviation Authority told the BBC any move to withhold fuel would be down to individual fuel companies.

Germany's transport ministry said the refuelling of Iranian planes was not banned under EU or UN sanctions but it would not comment on whether any individual providers were refusing to fuel Iranian aircraft.

So it wasn't "Britain, Germany and the United Arab Emirates." It was individual companies telling the Persians to pound sand. And that's neither wrong nor illegal. Yet. And they wonder why we call them DUmbasses.
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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2010, 11:50:05 PM »
**** 'em! Perhaps when things get bad enough, the Iranian people will rise up and smite their oppressors!

Kinda like what could happen here if the gubmint keeps shovin' all this crap down our throats, especially during what is closely gettin' close to a depression. There's only a few more things that need to go "tits up' before we hit double digit inflation and the American way of life goes bye bye!

I wouldn't want to be a DemonRat when that happens! There will be a mass exodus to the conservative way of thinkin' real damn quick! There's goin' to be a shitload of people wanting to learn how to be self reliant!

If you belong to a left wing DUmp site, I ain't teachin' ya shit!
That is the whole purpose of the sanctions. While the Palestine terrorist (Iran proxies) loving news media will not report it, there is a butt-load of dissent in the young to middle aged population in Iran. Their education levels are much higher than they were when the Ayatollah diaper-head revolution occurred in 1979. The new age Iranians are extremely pissed at what the DUmp loving Islamo-fascists have done to their nation. The worse the Iranian economy and freedoms thus lifestyle becomes, the more that will dissent. Surely no one with 1 oz. of brain material, which excludes nit-picking, crotch grabbing DUmp monkeys, believes that the mad-mullahs will change their ways due to sanctions. The bastards are on a cult-quest to start WWIII and will stop at NOTHING to do so. The underlying reason Polly-hermaphrodite supports Iran is because IT hates Israel.
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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2010, 01:32:11 AM »
It is kind of surprising that the Iranians don't put the effort into a crash-priority refinery construction program that they seem to be willing to put into their contentious nuclear plans.  But then I guess you have to take a full ration of crazy pills to follow their strategic thinking anyway. 

I think the Iranian Prez, Mamood Amadingynutjob, has taken a lifetime supply in one dose....

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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2010, 08:48:13 PM »
This thread proves that almost everyone at the DUmp is seriously devoid of the ravages of intelligence.
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Re: Im in ur fuel pumps, crashin' ur planes
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2010, 09:37:48 PM »
This thread proves that almost everyone at the DUmp is seriously devoid of the ravages blessing of intelligence.

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