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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2010, 07:20:14 PM »
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2010, 07:47:46 PM »
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Anything from Mikey Moore.  I tried watching 'Bowling for Columbine' and couldn't make it twenty minutes.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2010, 08:26:34 PM »
I wasn't a fan of that movie either.

My pick is Glenngarry, Glen Ross. I bought it without having a clue about it because it was only 5 bucks, and it has some greats in it. Jack Lemmon, Al Pacino, Ed Harris, Alece Baldwin, Kevin Spacey (my fave), Alan Arkin, etc. TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A friend of mine (a former and non-successful actor) told me it is an "actor's" movie, and he loved it. It was AWFUL. I don't know how many other ways to say it.

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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2010, 08:30:44 PM »
I don't think I've ever tried to watch that movie.  As far as I can tell, it's mostly famous for this one scene.

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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2010, 08:34:41 PM »
I don't think I've ever tried to watch that movie.  As far as I can tell, it's mostly famous for this one scene.

[youtube=425,350]y-AXTx4PcKI[/youtube]

The acting was fantastic. Still the movie BLEW! BIG TIME!

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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2010, 08:43:24 PM »
Have to think about it...I always quit watching.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2010, 08:44:39 PM »
The Attack of the Killer Tomatos

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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2010, 08:47:39 PM »
Its a toss up. Napolean Dynamite, Sin City, and Date movie. Only made it through 10 minutes of Napolean Dynamite.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2010, 08:55:33 PM »
Beer Fest.  Or whatever that movie with Artie Lange was called.

It looked funny, we rented it, and shut it off about 15 minutes into the movie.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2010, 09:41:15 PM »
Beer Fest.  Or whatever that movie with Artie Lange was called.

It looked funny, we rented it, and shut it off about 15 minutes into the movie.

Never watched it. But my hubby and another friend of mine have to quote parts of it any time they are together. They apparently loved it, but I knew I might not, so I think I must have decided to go to bed when the watched it.

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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2010, 12:48:21 AM »
The Brady Bunch movie. Hated it, walked out after 20min and walked into something else
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2010, 01:02:40 AM »
Watchmen. Hands down! The director owes me an hour and a half of HIS life.

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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2010, 01:29:41 AM »
None of those movies you all have listed are as bad as "Solaris" with George Clooney. It's a remake of an equally bad Russian film of the same name. That movie would make even the worst Al Quida terrorist give up after repeated viewings.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2010, 02:07:40 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Kd642Ix5ks[/youtube]

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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2010, 07:25:28 AM »
Caddyshack II.  Yes, they made a sequel.  Don't ask me why.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2010, 07:36:43 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ukRYsYPmo[/youtube]

Gutbusting hilarious in its total stupidity. Highly recommend watching this one (without hurling, please) and then immediately put on "Ed Wood", which was a great film. That one resulted in Martin Landau getting the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2010, 10:46:23 AM »
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2010, 11:13:11 AM »
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2010, 04:49:56 PM »
Starship Troopers. It is a spit in the face of the novel.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2010, 06:21:22 PM »
Starship Troopers. It is a spit in the face of the novel.

Yeah, that would be near the top of my list too.  Mostly I just try to block that movie out.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2010, 06:40:01 PM »
Dirty Dancing..... like nails on a chalkboard.   

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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2010, 08:29:56 PM »
Starship Troopers. It is a spit in the face of the novel.

That movie was a walking cliche for low-budget movies from the 90's.  The hairstyles, the props (could they make the armor look more ridiculous), the dialogue.  Yeah, it was pretty terrible.
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2010, 08:30:54 PM »
Dirty Dancing..... like nails on a chalkboard.   

Dirty Dancing was awful, but without it, Patrick Swayze would have never had the opportunity to make the best movie of his career... Road House. :-)
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Re: What was the stupidest movie you ever wasted time watching?
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2010, 08:40:24 PM »
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Starship Troopers. It is a spit in the face of the novel.

Hey now, I never read the novel, but I like the first Starship Troopers.

Another one I can think of is "Twilight." Wanted to see it just for the heck of it, so I sat through it on HBO. Wish I hadn't. The dialogue was atrocious. I can only imagine the terrible writing in the books...

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