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Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« on: July 03, 2010, 10:22:14 AM »
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An Anchorage man is accused of stabbing his roommate with deer antlers that he pulled off the wall in the heat of an argument. Jesse Harris, 27, was charged with domestic violence felony assault.

... The victim was not seriously hurt.

Police say the men were arguing about the ownership of a vehicle.

Read more: http://www.adn.com/2010/07/01/v-mobile/1350594/man-allegedly-stabs-another-with.html#ixzz0sdJdRCDm

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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2010, 12:08:31 PM »
I expect a few more charges to be RACKED up very soon.
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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2010, 12:43:04 PM »
Read more: http://www.adn.com/2010/07/01/v-mobile/1350594/man-allegedly-stabs-another-with.html#ixzz0sdJdRCDm

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Hours later in a bar, a man staggers in hardly able to walk.

He orders a beer and the bartender asks what the Hell happend to him.

Man says he was attacked by a 800 pound deer.  Shows off his scars to the patrons gets shit faced from all the free drinks and wanders out into the wilds of Alaska

 Soon as he is out the door a patron puts a chalk mark on a black board next to the dart board.   Bambi 10 ---- Assholes 3-------

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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2010, 03:14:38 PM »
We need to ban all antlers immediately.
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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2010, 05:50:24 PM »
It's Gore's fault.
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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2010, 06:06:39 PM »
I'll take a stab at this--the assailant's nickname is "Bucky," right?
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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2010, 03:07:51 AM »
We need to ban all antlers immediately.
That's a good point



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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2010, 07:19:57 AM »
It's pretty clear the guy was pelted with admiration for his "scars".
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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2010, 08:33:34 PM »
It's pretty clear the guy was pelted with admiration for his "scars".

I am reminded of the discovery program when some scientists who must have been on drugs  decided on an experiment in the wilds of Alaska.

They acquired a contraption like a shark cage but totally enclosed and sealed shut.

With camera men in tow they went out to where polar bears had been sighted. They found a big bo-hunk of male bear and placed one of the scientists with a death wish inside,  they welded the thing shut and left it in the snow to see how the bear would react.

 :rotf: :rotf:  not a good thing to do.

It was a good thing that the crew had devices to scare off the bear, one side of the cage had been torn apart and the scientist was nose to nose with a killing machine.

What good is a PHD when the holder has no common sense.?


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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2010, 11:18:25 PM »
I'd say that arguments and antlers don't mix. Wouldn't you guys say that's a fairly good tip?

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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2010, 11:07:43 AM »
Someone should have horned in before it got out of hand.
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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2010, 12:12:42 PM »
Someone should have horned in before it got out of hand.

Someone? Precisely hoof should've horned in before it got out of hand?
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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2010, 12:15:10 PM »
Someone? Precisely hoof should've horned in before it got out of hand?

Keef?  Madcow?
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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2010, 01:19:00 PM »
A man with antlers, now that is something I would like to see.  Was it one of those extreme plastic surgery things?
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Re: Man allegedly stabs another with antlers
« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2010, 02:09:08 PM »
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