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Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive:

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-30-10 08:10 AM
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Stinky's "Positive Challenge"

Okay, here's a new kind of thread from me, a known malcontent. How about we all try to post political stories that are positive. This can be a favored candidate getting a leg up on her tea party opponent. It can be the passage of some legislation at the local or state level that does some good for the Little Guy contingent. Maybe a story from some far flung Outpost Of The Empire wherein we actually do something nice and refuse to take money or treasure for having done it.

And dear fellow malcontents: PLEASE refrain from ripping into someone who posts as a positive something you think is not. Instead of ripping that poster, post, instead, another positive.

Let's see if we can get this up to a hundred positive posts.

(This post is serious, but was ghostwritten by Stinky's opposite twin, Sunshine The Clown.)

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Voice for Peace  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-30-10 09:27 AM
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7. not quite politics, but positive news

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jun-30-10 09:28 AM
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8. Thanks! That's definitely in the spirit of this thread.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2010, 08:02:25 AM »
It would probably be easier to get a room of cats all running in the same direction then to find 100 truly positive posts at the DUmp.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2010, 08:16:37 AM »
Stinky attempts to suck up to the admins, showing his adoring support for the latest Politburo directives.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2010, 08:19:52 AM »
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That didn't take long.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2010, 08:40:53 AM »
Stinky attempts to suck up to the admins, showing his adoring support for the latest Politburo directives.

 :lmao:

Well there were rumblings that ole stinky might get a pizza pie in the face.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2010, 10:39:34 AM »
What am I missin'? Who was the #18 primitive that got the axe?

I usually only pay attention to the top 10.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2010, 10:44:35 AM »
What am I missin'? Who was the #18 primitive that got the axe?

I usually only pay attention to the top 10.

It wasn't the #18 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009, the "Name Removed" primitive, who got the axe.

Someone else did.

By the way, of all the top primitives of 2009. how many have been kicked off Skins's island as of now?
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2010, 11:01:32 AM »
Apparently there's been some type of rift between the primtives who wish to worship Dear Leader 100% of the time and those who only want to worship him 99% of the time.  Some of the 99%ers have been cast off the island.  The sparkling husband primitive is part of the 99%.

Doesn't matter.  Come November, they'll all do as they're told.

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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2010, 11:06:00 AM »
It wasn't the #18 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009, the "Name Removed" primitive, who got the axe.

Someone else did.

By the way, of all the top primitives of 2009. how many have been kicked off Skins's island as of now?

Number 1 took a leave, tried to sneak back in under a new name and got caught. She's now left the building for good. {cough-cough}
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2010, 11:14:45 AM »
Number 1 took a leave, tried to sneak back in under a new name and got caught. She's now left the building for good. {cough-cough}

Thanks, sir.

I've been reading, but haven't come far along enough in catching up that I read she was thrown off.

One wonders where she went to.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2010, 11:20:19 AM »
Thanks, sir.

I've been reading, but haven't come far along enough in catching up that I read she was thrown off.

One wonders where she went to.

Here's the discovery.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,45791.0.html
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2010, 11:24:41 AM »
Here's the discovery.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,45791.0.html

Thank you, sir.

Someone did some really good work there.
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2010, 11:40:29 AM »
Thank you, sir.

Someone did some really good work there.

Not only that, but we had a good chuckle, too! A good time was had by all!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2010, 12:17:14 PM »
That's a short thread :lmao:. I don't understand how people can be so angry all the time.
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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2010, 12:19:44 PM »
That's a short thread :lmao:. I don't understand how people can be so angry all the time.

They're primitives.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2010, 12:24:00 PM »
They're primitives.

This reminds me of Obama winning in 2008, all these leftists were talking about Obama's slogan of Hope and Change, and specifically they were talking about Hope, and I remember saying people have always had Hope, people had Hope when Bush was President, Hope comes from within, it's not something others can bring out in you, we all have Hope deep down inside and it's up to us to bring it out.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #16 on: July 01, 2010, 12:27:55 PM »
This reminds me of Obama winning in 2008, all these leftists were talking about Obama's slogan of Hope and Change, and specifically they were talking about Hope, and I remember saying people have always had Hope, people had Hope when Bush was President, Hope comes from within, it's not something others can bring out in you, we all have Hope deep down inside and it's up to us to bring it out.

But you see, that's expecting far too much of the primitives.

Way far too much.

"Bringing it out" requires both mental effort and intellectual energy; self-reliance and self-help.

You see what I mean?
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2010, 12:41:36 PM »
But you see, that's expecting far too much of the primitives.

Way far too much.

"Bringing it out" requires both mental effort and intellectual energy; self-reliance and self-help.

You see what I mean?


That's worse than waterboarding to a primitive, or holy water to Dracula is a good comparison!
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2010, 12:52:17 PM »
But you see, that's expecting far too much of the primitives.

Way far too much.

"Bringing it out" requires both mental effort and intellectual energy; self-reliance and self-help.

You see what I mean?


I totally see what you mean,  the left has decided that an over-reaching Government is the only thing that will make them happy, but their idea of happiness is totally different from ours, their idea of happiness is everyone being equally miserable!
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« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2010, 01:23:21 PM »
That's worse than waterboarding to a primitive, or holy water to Dracula is a good comparison!

Well, also to "hope," one must have inner spiritual resources, faith.

That ain't describing the primitives nohow.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2010, 01:38:06 PM »
I totally see what you mean,  the left has decided that an over-reaching Government is the only thing that will make them happy, but their idea of happiness is totally different from ours, their idea of happiness is everyone being equally miserable!

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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #21 on: July 01, 2010, 01:51:07 PM »
Their idea of happiness is totally different from ours, their idea of happiness is everyone being equally miserable!

This reminds me of a riddle, or modern proverb if you prefer, from the Cold War days:

Q.  What is the difference between an American farmer and a Russian farmer?

A.  An American farmer prays for his crops to grow; a Russian farmer prays for his neighbors' crops to fail.
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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #22 on: July 01, 2010, 06:52:37 PM »
That's a short thread :lmao:. I don't understand how people can be so angry all the time.
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« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2010, 07:49:10 PM »
Genetically engineered additives to the chem trail spraying programs courtesy the VRWC.
That is all I am gonna say least I get the OpSec hammer dropped on me.  :-)

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Re: sparkling husband primitive finds it a challenge to be positive
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2010, 05:31:52 AM »
Genetically engineered additives to the chem trail spraying programs courtesy the VRWC.
That is all I am gonna say least I get the OpSec hammer dropped on me.  :-)

Finally . . .  :tongue:
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