Okay, so I am kind of into pyramids

[Ballygrl]

WOW! I'm looking at the pyramid selling for $60 and even the model can barely keep a straight face, hubby and I could make that in the garage for like less than a $1. I'm really stunned at all this, I know lefties in NJ but I've never met lefties like this at all.

[delilahmused]

WOW! I'm looking at the pyramid selling for $60 and even the model can barely keep a straight face, hubby and I could make that in the garage for like less than a $1. I'm really stunned at all this, I know lefties in NJ but I've never met lefties like this at all.

Oh, you wouldn't believe how many of these losers think they have special powers. Ralph documented it once at our prior home and it was such a hoot...laughed for days about some of them. Some of them think they can time travel or change time or some such nonsense, move clouds, etc. One girl thought some god/goddess was dragging her around by her hair to get her attention and long time favorite loon, Underground Panther who is a male cat trapped in a female human body, believes drinking intolerable amounts of pineapple juice makes one capable of remote viewing. It was taken by the government as a child and forced to drink without bathroom facilities to remote view for them. She was probably able to see Russia from her house long before Tina Fey.

Cindie

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Yet any mention of God is met with derision and loathing there.

Yes, well you must understand.

God's marketing department said the man is the head of the woman.

The women of DU simply won't have that and the men are--well--pussies.

In ancient Egypt when the king dies his still living wife was buried with him.

But it isn't Christianity...so that's OK.

Simple, huh?

[AllosaursRus]

Oh, you wouldn't believe how many of these losers think they have special powers. Ralph documented it once at our prior home and it was such a hoot...laughed for days about some of them. Some of them think they can time travel or change time or some such nonsense, move clouds, etc. One girl thought some god/goddess was dragging her around by her hair to get her attention and long time favorite loon, Underground Panther who is a male cat trapped in a female human body, believes drinking intolerable amounts of pineapple juice makes one capable of remote viewing. It was taken by the government as a child and forced to drink without bathroom facilities to remote view for them. She was probably able to see Russia from her house long before Tina Fey.

Cindie

Heh! I'd forgotten that one! A good time was had by all!

[Karin]

BTW, you should see the visual of me reading his thread on the pyramid, my mouth is wide open and I have a WTF look on my face.

Same here exactly!  Also, same look in reading Cindie's post. 

[PatriotGame]

OMG, is he making a pyramid out of spice bottles?

That was a keeper I lifted from an actual DUmp thread long ago. Besides, this an Orgone Accumulator, NOT a pyramid. BIG difference - I dunno what but it is big.

P.S. You don't REALLY believe I am selling those, do you?

[AllosaursRus]

That was a keeper I lifted from an actual DUmp thread long ago. Besides, this an Orgone Accumulator, NOT a pyramid. BIG difference - I dunno what but it is big.

P.S. You don't REALLY believe I am selling those, do you?

I certainly hope you are! Somebody needs to take these idiots to the cleaners! Might as well be you!

[PatriotGame]

BTW, you should see the visual of me reading his thread on the pyramid, my mouth is wide open and I have a WTF look on my face.

You must understand, taking a que from Nazi Pelosi, you cannot understand how the pyramid works unless you put the pyramid on your head which will then allow you to understand how the pyramid works.
Or something like that...My head hurts...

[bijou]

Ask and ye shall receive

undergroundpanther  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-07-06 01:34 AM
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Remote viewing led US to Saddam?   Updated at 1:44 PM
   

Clairvoyant led Americans to Saddam, says Geller
Mon Nov 6, 2006 11:16 AM GMT25

HERZLIYA, Israel (Reuters) - Did a clairvoyant help U.S. commandos ferret Saddam Hussein out of his hiding place in Iraq three years ago?

Israeli-born celebrity psychic Uri Geller, best known for his spoon-bending antics, says the power of the paranormal led U.S. troops to the fugitive Iraqi ex-dictator.

"You remember when they found Saddam Hussein in Iraq? A soldier walked over to a rock, lifted it and then found a trap-door and found him in there," Geller told Reuters.

"Well, I know that that soldier walked over to that rock because he got information from a 'remote viewer' from the United States."

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenews.aspx?type=o...


The price emotionally as a kid to be made to remote view by the military is horrible, trust me on that one..Pineapple juice ugh, I still am sick of it. But Eating organic pineapple can help you remote view just in case you are curious,anyone can do it .

undergroundpanther  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-07-06 02:20 AM
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2. No   Updated at 1:44 PM
   
Not kidding. When I was a kid I went to this room the door was like a foot and a half thick, they put me in there, with a desk a chair and a stack of envelopes ,pencil and paper. They'd tell me to pick up the envelopes by number over a speaker they were behind a one way mirror so I couldn't see them and I drew/wrote what I saw. Over and over.Than they'd have a "target" and I was supposed to try to see the target and discribe the location it was in..

But before all that, they had me drink a big honking glass of pineapple juice, do stuff with me to induce trance,(sound lights etc) as they hooked me up to a biofeedback machine/eeg,and then I'd go to the room.
Some of the things I saw were very strange ,scary, ugly nightmarish.Like war casualties,murder scenes.They didn't start me off with that stuff tho.
Than later I saw the strange things I saw in my mind,in real life. Like a glow-in the -dark tobacco plant, a peach with soft grey inch long fur.. this was in the 70's.


One of my friends went through some kind of shit there too. We both remember those friggin rooms the ugly tile of the proving ground basement.. The shit I saw and went through there is like x files material. So I don't talk alot about it in person, people have trouble hearing it and my emotional intensity doesn't help.

undergroundpanther  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-07-06 03:03 AM
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4. Organic pineapple   Updated at 1:44 PM
   
, unpasteurized, it has enzymes in it that effect the brain. they didn't explain it past that. Anyways they gave me juice because I had to drink alot of it.like a 20 ounce glass. At least they had it nice and cold. I think eating that much pineapple to get the dose of enzymes
would have been impossible .
I always had to pee in the middle of the envelopes.
I had to hold it until someone came and undid the links to the machines and held the wires so I could go It was maddening . The tech would be standing outside the door which was cracked for the wires.Made me piss shy at first but after awhile I got over it.

rumpel  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-07-06 04:05 AM
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5. I see.
   
Yup, even having nurses have to follow you to the stall with fluids and stuff is upsetting.

I was aware of a lot of experiments in the 70's but I heard mainly the USSR did alot of that. Especially with twins and remote viewing.

I would not be surprised, if the US would secretely continue developing this. At least it was just for capture and not mind control -

undergroundpanther  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Nov-07-06 04:41 AM
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6. the   Updated at 1:44 PM
   
Proving ground out here has several underground levels.

And there are links to different buildings and there is a tunnel network,underneath. To get around you ride on things almost like golf carts or trams. It's weird you go under in one building in one town, come up in another building in another town.

My father had his new truck firebombed for showing me stuff that apparently I wasn't supposed to see. Some of it was cool as shit. Some of it I so wanted to take to school to show my friends.One device had such kick ass potential to **** with the bullies and make them leave me alone , I wished I could have used it on them..I dunno why he took those risks for to this day tho.

The whole truck was burnt to a scorched metal shell. Even the glass in the windows had not only shattered but they melted..the seats were not seats, they were metal frames and a few springs.The truck had a really strange smell, the smoke was not what you'd expect. the engine was distorted and black. but there was very little visible smoke.I took pictures of it with my cheesy instamatic camera.Nobody noticed I did that.I was discreet.I watched who was looking before I snapped it. Got all sides the melted glass everything.

I got the pictures to this day. I was kinda mad some of my toys in the back were toast.
He was lucky he got out of that fire with only burnt toes.His shoe melted and it was leather, I dunno what kind of liner it had or if his sock was what melted. The fire was really hot and intense, he said it was a white fireball. And that's not a normal engine fire like the"police report" said.
And I remember guys who were not'regulars'slipping stuff in his drinks when I went to the bar with him,they I guess thought I didn't see it and so I'd just play clumsy hyper kid and knock the drink over before my father drank it.I dunno if my father ever knew. Or maybe that's why he brought me there? I dunno.

My life has been so ****ed with. I have zero trust in the government,especially the military that the people running it are decent good or kind.It's all about power and control and winning to them.I really do not trust any authority or authority figure anymore.It's like I am locked into permanent wariness. From all this shit.

 http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x30189

[PatriotGame]

I certainly hope you are! Somebody needs to take these idiots to the cleaners! Might as well be you!

Actually I am just in engineering design and distribution. All sales are handled by your local VRWC chapters.

HEY!!!111 Any of you out there looking for a second income working at home?

Stuff spice bottles in your spare time!

PM me if interested.

[IassaFTots]

Ask and ye shall receive
  http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x30189

I didn't ask.   

[bijou]

I didn't ask.   

I'm psychic, I knew you would ask at some point. 

[AllosaursRus]

I didn't ask.   

Pretty good stuff though, ya gotsta admit! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[PatriotGame]

Ask and ye shall receive
  http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x30189

Oh good heavens that was a great time!
Too bad the she-man cat is unaware that she is in phase two of her psychological manipulation. Her previous "treatments" were administrated to create a control reference to gauge the remote viewing capabilities of other operatives.

Wait until we start phase three and unleash this technology on her:

[IassaFTots]

I'm psychic, I knew you would ask at some point. 

No.  I wouldn't.  See, I wasn't even going to open this thread.  But I was bored, and it was here.  I thought it was all about how YOU liked to watch shows about the Lost Civilizations and the Pyramids on the History Channel, and frankly, I get enough of that in my real life.   

Upon reflection, I think that wouldn't have been so bad after all.   

[AllosaursRus]

I'm psychic psycho, I knew you would ask at some point. 

fixored!!!!!1

[Ballygrl]

Oh, you wouldn't believe how many of these losers think they have special powers. Ralph documented it once at our prior home and it was such a hoot...laughed for days about some of them. Some of them think they can time travel or change time or some such nonsense, move clouds, etc. One girl thought some god/goddess was dragging her around by her hair to get her attention and long time favorite loon, Underground Panther who is a male cat trapped in a female human body, believes drinking intolerable amounts of pineapple juice makes one capable of remote viewing. It was taken by the government as a child and forced to drink without bathroom facilities to remote view for them. She was probably able to see Russia from her house long before Tina Fey.

Cindie

I don't know what to say to any of this at all. I can't even laugh because these people have to be seriously mentally ill.

[Ballygrl]

That was a keeper I lifted from an actual DUmp thread long ago. Besides, this an Orgone Accumulator, NOT a pyramid. BIG difference - I dunno what but it is big.

P.S. You don't REALLY believe I am selling those, do you?

No

[Ballygrl]

Ask and ye shall receive
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=245x30189

Seriously, that sounds like an LSD trip.

[AllosaursRus]

Seriously, that sounds like an LSD trip.

Naw, just UP being self appointed important for her mentally challenged brethren! It's absolutely incredible how many swallow that crap hook, line, and sinker!

Y'all have to excuse me, I drank too much pineapple juice!

[PatriotGame]

Seriously, that sounds like an LSD trip.

Actually in many psychotherapy circles a bad LSD trip is used to explain the brand of bat-guano insanity found at the DUmp. The two are directly proportional: The worse the bad LSD trip, the more DUmp cred you have.