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Anyone tried heroin?
« on: March 21, 2008, 03:10:13 PM »
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Anyone tried heroin ?

continuing my philosophy of trying everything ,I think I want to try that .... anyone here was able to use it once or twice without getting addicted?

It is not worth it if it has a 100% chance of turning me into junkie , if so I will wait until I'm 70 before I try it.

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You know, there are things that I want to try in my lifetime too, but they don't involve drugs.  I guess that's why we call them DUmmies.
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2008, 03:14:57 PM »
OMG!  :lmao:
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2008, 03:17:23 PM »
Knock yourself out, UndertheOcean. I'm sure you'll enjoy the ride.
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2008, 03:18:37 PM »
He he.. Ralphie.

I wonder if this is the same type of deal as the poor shmuck who put his you-know-what (looks like a mouse but isn't) in a mousetrap.... because he wants to try everything at least once.  :rotf:

By the way, how come you are sporting such a respectable avatar?
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2008, 03:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
He he.. Ralphie.

I wonder if this is the same type of deal as the poor shmuck who put his you-know-what (looks like a mouse but isn't) in a mousetrap.... because he wants to try everything at least once.  :rotf:

By the way, how come you are sporting such a respectable avatar?

Haven't been looking for a suitable replacement yet.  Isn't that your job, Schady?
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2008, 03:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 21, 2008, 03:10:13 PM

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You know, there are things that I want to try in my lifetime too, but they don't involve drugs.  I guess that's why we call them DUmmies.

Funny, when I think about what I want to try in my lifetime, it's usually something like 2 women at the same time. Leave it to a DUmmie to think of some mind-altering drug that has killed thousands.
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2008, 03:21:09 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 21, 2008, 03:20:19 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
He he.. Ralphie.

I wonder if this is the same type of deal as the poor shmuck who put his you-know-what (looks like a mouse but isn't) in a mousetrap.... because he wants to try everything at least once.  :rotf:

By the way, how come you are sporting such a respectable avatar?

Haven't been looking for a suitable replacement yet.  Isn't that your job, Schady?

Oh yay, I'll fix you up real good. So.... when will you come see me again?  :naughty:
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2008, 03:22:26 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
He he.. Ralphie.

I wonder if this is the same type of deal as the poor shmuck who put his you-know-what (looks like a mouse but isn't) in a mousetrap.... because he wants to try everything at least once.  :rotf:

By the way, how come you are sporting such a respectable avatar?

IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE?!  OMG!!!  Who the hell you been hanging out with Schade?!   :lmao:

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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2008, 03:22:59 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:21:09 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 21, 2008, 03:20:19 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
He he.. Ralphie.

I wonder if this is the same type of deal as the poor shmuck who put his you-know-what (looks like a mouse but isn't) in a mousetrap.... because he wants to try everything at least once.  :rotf:

By the way, how come you are sporting such a respectable avatar?

Haven't been looking for a suitable replacement yet.  Isn't that your job, Schady?

Oh yay, I'll fix you up real good. So.... when will you come see me again?  :naughty:

When you no longer have SNOW on the ground. :tongue:
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2008, 03:25:52 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on March 21, 2008, 03:22:26 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
He he.. Ralphie.

I wonder if this is the same type of deal as the poor shmuck who put his you-know-what (looks like a mouse but isn't) in a mousetrap.... because he wants to try everything at least once.  :rotf:

By the way, how come you are sporting such a respectable avatar?

IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE?!  OMG!!!  Who the hell you been hanging out with Schade?!   :lmao:

KC

Metaphorically speaking of course. Okay, a bald one-eyed mouse.  :lmao:
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2008, 03:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:25:52 PM
Quote from: Texacon on March 21, 2008, 03:22:26 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
He he.. Ralphie.

I wonder if this is the same type of deal as the poor shmuck who put his you-know-what (looks like a mouse but isn't) in a mousetrap.... because he wants to try everything at least once.  :rotf:

By the way, how come you are sporting such a respectable avatar?

IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE?!  OMG!!!  Who the hell you been hanging out with Schade?!   :lmao:

KC

Metaphorically speaking of course. Okay, a bald one-eyed mouse.  :lmao:

 :rotf: :lmao: :rotf: :lmao:

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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2008, 03:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 21, 2008, 03:22:59 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:21:09 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 21, 2008, 03:20:19 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on March 21, 2008, 03:18:37 PM
He he.. Ralphie.

I wonder if this is the same type of deal as the poor shmuck who put his you-know-what (looks like a mouse but isn't) in a mousetrap.... because he wants to try everything at least once.  :rotf:

By the way, how come you are sporting such a respectable avatar?

Haven't been looking for a suitable replacement yet.  Isn't that your job, Schady?

Oh yay, I'll fix you up real good. So.... when will you come see me again?  :naughty:

When you no longer have SNOW on the ground. :tongue:

Hmmmm you're stalling, I just got 7 inches last night.  :-)



Where is my eyebrow smiley?  :evillaugh:
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2008, 03:43:06 PM »
Nothing like being passed out on a dirty, piss-covered mattress with a needle in your arm to make life more pleasurable.

I knew a few heroin addicts.  At least one of them was somewhat responsible enough to try methadone treatment.  Another four were not so lucky.  After scoring a bag of whatever the hell that stuff is, the driver got the bright idea to start the party a little early.  As in, in the driver's seat of the car.  At 40 mph.  The car drifted into another lane and hit an 18-wheeler, killing him, two other people, and seriously injuring some girl who managed to survive.

Came home from work one day and the guy living upstairs had just shot up.  I've seen people drunk enough to vomit a fifth of Wild Turkey on themselves and not move an inch.  That would have been preferable to what this dude looked and sounded like.  Another neighbor, drunk as hell and high on crack decides he wants to try some.  A moment or two after shooting up, the guy feels like ******* Superman.  Jumps up out of his chair and immediately hits the floor face first.  Passed out cold.  When the ambulance showed up his heart had stopped beating.  The EMT's did CPR and took him to the hospital.  Lucky for him, he survived. 

But hey, you want to try it I'm not going to stop you.   :whatever:
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2008, 03:56:22 PM »
At least most of the DUmmies in that thread are smart enough to tell that fool to stay away from that stuff, but I found this comment ironically hilarious...

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13. I feel fairly confident that unless you want to escape SO FAR from reality that you can no longer function in it, you will be ok.

I think I just found DU's new mantra.
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2008, 04:05:22 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 21, 2008, 03:43:06 PM
Nothing like being passed out on a dirty, piss-covered mattress with a needle in your arm to make life more pleasurable.

I knew a few heroin addicts.  At least one of them was somewhat responsible enough to try methadone treatment.  Another four were not so lucky.  After scoring a bag of whatever the hell that stuff is, the driver got the bright idea to start the party a little early.  As in, in the driver's seat of the car.  At 40 mph.  The car drifted into another lane and hit an 18-wheeler, killing him, two other people, and seriously injuring some girl who managed to survive.

Came home from work one day and the guy living upstairs had just shot up.  I've seen people drunk enough to vomit a fifth of Wild Turkey on themselves and not move an inch.  That would have been preferable to what this dude looked and sounded like.  Another neighbor, drunk as hell and high on crack decides he wants to try some.  A moment or two after shooting up, the guy feels like ******* Superman.  Jumps up out of his chair and immediately hits the floor face first.  Passed out cold.  When the ambulance showed up his heart had stopped beating.  The EMT's did CPR and took him to the hospital.  Lucky for him, he survived. 

But hey, you want to try it I'm not going to stop you.   :whatever:



Uh Dude, I don't know if anyones told you this before but You need to move.  :o
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2008, 04:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Randy on March 21, 2008, 04:05:22 PM
Uh Dude, I don't know if anyones told you this before but You need to move.  :o

That was about ten years ago, when I lived in North Carolina.  I moved back to Tennessee in 2002.

It was a mess, but it was also fun at times.
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2008, 07:08:38 PM »
Are these people brain damaged?
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2008, 07:17:07 PM »
Quote from: darkangel82 on March 21, 2008, 07:08:38 PM
Are these people brain damaged?

Does April come after March?  Of Course!!
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2008, 07:24:37 PM »
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Does April come after March?  Of Course!!

some sense in the thread:

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3. Don't be stupid
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4. You, Sir, are an idiot.

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26. I'll second that.
 


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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2008, 07:51:25 PM »
Just be sure to main line it, don't snort it.  The high is so much better when you shot up!  Oh, where's my needle and spoon?  Brb
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2008, 06:36:35 AM »
Quote from: Full-Auto on March 21, 2008, 07:51:25 PM
Just be sure to main line it, don't snort it.  The high is so much better when you shot up!  Oh, where's my needle and spoon?  Brb

Oh yeah, and speedball it, i.e. mix it with meth in the syringe, I hear that really helps sustain the high.  I'm sure you DUmmies will really love it.  Should be the high 'Of a lifetime,' so to speak.   ::)
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2008, 06:00:59 PM »
Quote from: Chris on March 21, 2008, 03:43:06 PM
Nothing like being passed out on a dirty, piss-covered mattress with a needle in your arm to make life more pleasurable.

I knew a few heroin addicts.  At least one of them was somewhat responsible enough to try methadone treatment.  Another four were not so lucky.  After scoring a bag of whatever the hell that stuff is, the driver got the bright idea to start the party a little early.  As in, in the driver's seat of the car.  At 40 mph.  The car drifted into another lane and hit an 18-wheeler, killing him, two other people, and seriously injuring some girl who managed to survive.

Came home from work one day and the guy living upstairs had just shot up.  I've seen people drunk enough to vomit a fifth of Wild Turkey on themselves and not move an inch.  That would have been preferable to what this dude looked and sounded like.  Another neighbor, drunk as hell and high on crack decides he wants to try some.  A moment or two after shooting up, the guy feels like ******* Superman.  Jumps up out of his chair and immediately hits the floor face first.  Passed out cold.  When the ambulance showed up his heart had stopped beating.  The EMT's did CPR and took him to the hospital.  Lucky for him, he survived. 

But hey, you want to try it I'm not going to stop you.   :whatever:

Well shit now I want to try some H.  :rotf:
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Re: Anyone tried heroin?
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2008, 11:11:00 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on March 21, 2008, 03:21:00 PM
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on March 21, 2008, 03:10:13 PM

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You know, there are things that I want to try in my lifetime too, but they don't involve drugs.  I guess that's why we call them DUmmies.

Funny, when I think about what I want to try in my lifetime, it's usually something like 2 women at the same time. Leave it to a DUmmie to think of some mind-altering drug that has killed thousands.

You say it as if it's a bad thing.....
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