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Offline bijou

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Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« on: June 19, 2010, 04:45:36 PM »
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...Joe Cooper agreed to the intimate hair removal in a pub event as part of a cash drive for his local hospital.

But the 24-year-old ended up there himself, thanks to an overzealous pal.

Joe said: "There were a few of us doing it and two blokes wimped out but I said I'd have it done.

"I lay down and closed my eyes and the next thing I know I'm in horrendous pain and bleeding.

Stings "I ended up at the hospital walk-in centre - you can imagine how much everyone was laughing at me."

Docs told Joe he came close to losing a testicle as six of his seven layers of skin were torn off....
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Re: Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 04:56:19 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 19, 2010, 04:45:36 PM
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So much for, "I'd give my right............."
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Re: Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 06:04:26 PM »
That's LEFT nut, Johnny.
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Re: Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2010, 06:09:26 PM »
a testicle as six of his seven layers of skin were torn off....That is as far as I am going to read. What a idiot!
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Re: Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2010, 12:08:49 AM »
Quote from: cavegal on June 19, 2010, 06:09:26 PM
a testicle as six of his seven layers of skin were torn off....That is as far as I am going to read. What a idiot!

He should try again.  Maybe he can get that Darwin Award this time.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2010, 06:09:02 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 20, 2010, 12:08:49 AM
He should try again.  Maybe he can get that Darwin Award this time.  :fuelfire:

He might get an Honorable Mention . . .
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Re: Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2010, 10:18:45 PM »
You're not waxing THIS pubic hare!
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Re: Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2010, 10:47:13 PM »
Wonder what his DUmp name is.
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Re: Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2010, 11:05:32 PM »
Lefty?
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Re: Fundraiser almost loses testicle after charity 'intimate waxing' goes wrong
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2010, 08:47:13 AM »
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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