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Offline Chris_

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Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« on: June 17, 2010, 08:03:13 PM »


We had some cake for you, but half of it disappeared...


Happy birthday!  We won't tell anyone how old you are. :-)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2010, 08:16:51 PM »
Happy Birthday!   :-*
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2010, 08:25:52 PM »
Happy Birthday. Are you catching up to dirt yet? :-)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2010, 09:43:28 PM »
Happy Day!!! :cheersmate:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2010, 11:19:31 PM »
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
DEAR RALPH


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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2010, 01:39:34 PM »
happy, happy b-day!!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 03:46:20 AM »
Happy Birthday Ralph! :bday:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 06:10:40 AM »
Happy Birthday Ralph!

No paste eating.  :-)
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 09:19:58 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on June 17, 2010, 08:25:52 PM
Happy Birthday. Are you catching up to dirt yet? :-)

I think you got your order wrong . . .

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Is dirt catching up to you yet?

FIFY . . .  :bolt:

Happy birthday, Ralphie!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2010, 08:11:13 AM »
Thank you everyone!  It was a long but very fun few days.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2010, 08:31:05 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2010, 08:11:13 AM
Thank you everyone!  It was a long but very fun few days.


Glad to see you here, Ralph....was getting a bit concerned that I had not seen you around. Good to know you've had some fun times in the last week.  :hi5:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2010, 08:37:50 AM »
Quote from: debk on June 21, 2010, 08:31:05 AM

Glad to see you here, Ralph....was getting a bit concerned that I had not seen you around. Good to know you've had some fun times in the last week.  :hi5:

Thanks Deb.  My home internet is on the fritz & haven't had time for a service call.  I can't even get on thru on my work laptop either at home.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2010, 08:42:10 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2010, 08:37:50 AM
Thanks Deb.  My home internet is on the fritz & haven't had time for a service call.  I can't even get on thru on my work laptop either at home.


Are you DSL? And did you have bad thunderstorms before it went out?
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2010, 08:47:06 AM »
Quote from: debk on June 21, 2010, 08:42:10 AM

Are you DSL? And did you have bad thunderstorms before it went out?

We've had storms for the past few weeks. :banghead:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2010, 09:00:57 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 21, 2010, 08:47:06 AM
We've had storms for the past few weeks. :banghead:

Reason I ask, is because my wireless connection on my laptop disappeared, but only here at home, and our desktops are networked and they slowed way down....but thought it was a virus or something.

Anyhow, happened to be on the phone with AT&T about a month ago, changing some of our services, told Customer Service about the problem, and she connected me to tech support. A really nice woman who spoke English as a first language helped me out.

She had me go in and check my connection, and explained to me that when there are thunderstorms and power outages, it can "trip" the password on the router back to the factory code which will knock out the wireless and the stuff that's networked in to the router.

Reset the factory code to my password to what the laptop and desktops were set for and I now have wireless back and the networked computer is back up to normal speed.

Now I know to check it after power outages.

I'm sure there are a bunch here that know to do that, but I didn't.  :thatsright:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2010, 10:15:01 AM »
Happy Birthday--and I don't think you pick your nose.

Much.


ETA:

« Last Edit: June 21, 2010, 10:40:58 AM by NHSparky »
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2010, 02:09:08 PM »
Quote from: debk on June 21, 2010, 09:00:57 AM
Reason I ask, is because my wireless connection on my laptop disappeared, but only here at home, and our desktops are networked and they slowed way down....but thought it was a virus or something.

Anyhow, happened to be on the phone with AT&T about a month ago, changing some of our services, told Customer Service about the problem, and she connected me to tech support. A really nice woman who spoke English as a first language helped me out.

She had me go in and check my connection, and explained to me that when there are thunderstorms and power outages, it can "trip" the password on the router back to the factory code which will knock out the wireless and the stuff that's networked in to the router.

Reset the factory code to my password to what the laptop and desktops were set for and I now have wireless back and the networked computer is back up to normal speed.

Now I know to check it after power outages.

I'm sure there are a bunch here that know to do that, but I didn't.  :thatsright:

I'm not totally sure what's wrong.  I've barely been home for the past two weeks between work, golf & several parties (and not just for myself).  I need to schedule someone to come by this week.  Thanks for the info. :bow:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2010, 02:10:29 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 21, 2010, 10:15:01 AM
Happy Birthday--and I don't think you pick your nose.

Much.


ETA:



Thanks NH Sparky.  My head felt like I was pounding it into something upon waking up Friday & Sunday mornings.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2010, 05:21:20 AM »
Happy Birthday RW!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2010, 08:15:12 AM »
Reboot everything 1 at a time from the wall out. Modem, Network device, then the main computer and then the wireless ones, including wifi printer if you have one.
They'll have you do it before they send anyone out anyways.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #20 on: June 22, 2010, 10:25:26 PM »
As long as they don't have to dust you off first your never too old. Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Ralph Wiggum!
« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2010, 12:13:08 AM »
I know it is late but happy belated birthday
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