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Offline bijou

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Cellphone use could harm your sex life - if you're a buck rabbit
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:10:21 PM »
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Researchers have attempted to study the affect of prolonged cellphone radiation on the sexual behaviour of male rabbits, and have concluded that there could be some harmful effects.

In the research, the results of which have been published in International Journal of Impotence Research, the researchers divided a group of 18 male rabbits into three groups of six. One of which was exposed to radiation from mobile phones on standby (ie no calls were sent or received) operating at 800MHz for eight hours per day for 12 weeks; one group had phones that were switched off; and the third group had no phones.

At the end of the 12 week period, each group was introduced in turn to the same six female rabbits and the ensuing sexual activity, or lack thereof, observed.

This is described in somewhat convoluted language and assumes some knowledge or normal rabbit mating behaviour. You can read all about it in the abstract of the paper.

 

The conclusion was that "The hormonal assays did not show any significant differences between the study groups. Therefore, the pulsed radiofrequency emitted by a conventional mobile phone, which was kept on a standby position, could affect the sexual behaviour in the rabbit."
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Re: Cellphone use could harm your sex life - if you're a buck rabbit
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 03:13:26 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 08, 2010, 03:10:21 PM
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Snuggs better turn off his cell phone...a little bird told me that Ptarmigan has his phone number....  :uhsure:
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Re: Cellphone use could harm your sex life - if you're a buck rabbit
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 08:17:50 PM »
Their days are coming. God is punishing filthy sodomite rabbits and hares for the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War. Their days of defying God is over. :evillaugh:
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Re: Cellphone use could harm your sex life - if you're a buck rabbit
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 11:22:20 PM »
If your wife all of a sudden gives you a cell phone and tells you to call up all the porn sites you can find....hire a private investigator....you have problems at home.
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Re: Cellphone use could harm your sex life - if you're a buck rabbit
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 06:09:23 AM »
Quote from: bijou on June 08, 2010, 03:10:21 PM
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I would like to see the results of this test done on Billy Goats.  These dudes are really serious about their sex lives, I had no idea why some men are called Old Goats until I lived on a farm.
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Re: Cellphone use could harm your sex life - if you're a buck rabbit
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 08:56:01 AM »
Darn, I was gonna buy my rabbit a new cellphone for his birthday.
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Re: Cellphone use could harm your sex life - if you're a buck rabbit
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 09:25:19 AM »
This would explain MSB's sudden interest in tin cans and string...
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Re: Cellphone use could harm your sex life - if you're a buck rabbit
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 10:57:52 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on June 09, 2010, 09:25:19 AM
This would explain MSB's sudden interest in tin cans and string...

I heard that he's asking for help in smoke signals, too . . .
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