« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Iowahawk: Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)  (Read 1279 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Golem

  • Curmudgeon
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 623
  • Reputation: +17/-7
Iowahawk: Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)
« on: June 04, 2010, 10:54:42 AM »
David Burge
Iowahawk
June 4, 2010

Quote
In the dark, storm-tossed Sea of Japan, workers in helmets and jumpsuits wrestle a drilling rig on a lonely oil platform.

NARRATOR
This is the sea. Beneath its depths lies a fantastic secret world hidden to mankind for millions of centuries. And now, armed with the latest technology and rush drilling permits, mankind is about to awaken that world from its long slumber -- and unleash its oily fury.

More
Logged

Offline NHSparky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24431
  • Reputation: +1280/-617
  • Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
Re: Iowahawk: Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2010, 11:07:17 AM »
Quote
This is the teaching laboratory of Baraku Obamasawa, Japan's greatest living scientist. A world renowned expert with an advanced degree from Hokkaido Law School, by the age of 23 he had already 2 textbooks on the world's strangest phenomenon -- himself. His is a science so advanced that he has already earned a Nobel Price for work he has yet to begin.


Awesome.
Logged
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +770/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: Iowahawk: Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2010, 11:23:31 AM »
That Rocks.
Logged
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline The Village Idiot

  • Banned
  • Probationary (Probie)
  • Posts: 54
  • Reputation: +96/-15
Re: Iowahawk: Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 11:40:37 AM »
Iowahawk is really good
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »