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Offline bijou

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Have you seen this man?
« on: June 03, 2010, 02:30:30 AM »
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State police are looking for a man with a mullet in a bright purple belly shirt and "Daisy Duke" cutoffs who allegedly exposed himself to two women at the Lake Clear Beach and some other women in the town of Dickinson.

In the Lake Clear incident, the man allegedly approached two women on the beach from a snowmobile trail off state Route 86 in the Manning Hill area at the beach, according to police. He spoke to them briefly, exposed himself and left.
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Police said the suspect is a white man in his late 30s, about 5 feet and 10 inches tall, clean-shaven and with a mullet-style haircut. He was wearing a bright purple shirt which was cut off, exposing his abdomen, and cutoff blue-jean shorts that one witness described as "Daisy Dukes." He is believed to have been driving an older two-door Chevrolet Cavalier, possibly green or teal. ...
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I can't wait for the mugshot.  :-)
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Re: Have you seen this man?
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 07:39:38 AM »
omg. Hill country hick Stereotype City!
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Re: Have you seen this man?
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 11:00:28 AM »
I'm sure he'll show up on PeopleofWalmart.
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Re: Have you seen this man?
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 11:14:43 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on June 03, 2010, 11:00:28 AM
I'm sure he'll show up on PeopleofWalmart.

Whadya mean "will"?  He already has.  Repeatedly.









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Re: Have you seen this man?
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 12:14:53 PM »
Well, only 4 replies this time to get to this:

What's his DU name?
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Re: Have you seen this man?
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 12:24:02 PM »
I have a solid alibi since I was in class.  :uhsure:
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