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Offline bijou

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Jailers Snatch Heroin Dealer
« on: June 02, 2010, 08:08:26 AM »
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Meet Katrina Wade. After the Florida woman, 37, was arrested last month for drug trafficking, an acquaintance told cops that Wade was hiding up to 100 baggies of heroin inside her vagina. However, after a strip search failed to turn up any contraband--and a "body cavity search was denied by the jail"--Wade allegedly continued dealing behind bars, trading nickel bags fished from her vagina for commissary items like deodorant, hair grease, and a radio. ...



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Re: Jailers Snatch Heroin Dealer
« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2010, 09:45:28 AM »
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...trading nickel bags fished from her vagina for commissary items like deodorant, hair grease, and a radio...

don't say "fish" and "vagina" in the same sentence.
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Re: Jailers Snatch Heroin Dealer
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2010, 10:13:48 AM »
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an acquaintance told cops that Wade was hiding up to 100 baggies of heroin inside her vagina.



Damn, talk about the Grand Canyon......................
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Re: Jailers Snatch Heroin Dealer
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2010, 11:23:39 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on June 02, 2010, 09:45:28 AM
don't say "fish" and "vagina" in the same sentence.

Or "hair grease" either.  Reminds me of that skank from Maine who got busted a while back with 16 grams of coke in her cootch.  And given the local anasthetic properties of cocaine, I'd hate to be the next guy who went down on her...
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Re: Jailers Snatch Heroin Dealer
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2010, 05:23:39 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 02, 2010, 11:23:39 AM
Or "hair grease" either.  Reminds me of that skank from Maine who got busted a while back with 16 grams of coke in her cootch.  And given the local anasthetic properties of cocaine,
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I'd hate to be the next guy who went down on her...

I think that shoulda gone without sayin'.
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Re: Jailers Snatch Heroin Dealer
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2010, 06:51:27 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 02, 2010, 11:23:39 AM
I'd hate to be the next guy who went down on her...

I'd hate to think there was a chance you would. heh
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Re: Jailers Snatch Heroin Dealer
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2010, 09:38:23 PM »
it's kind of like a fanny pack... but w/o the "american tourist" stigma to go with it.
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Re: Jailers Snatch Heroin Dealer
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2010, 02:38:37 PM »
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Jus' say'n.
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Jailers Snatch Heroin Dealer
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2010, 02:46:26 PM »
Sounds like a medical condition.
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