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Offline bijou

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16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
« on: May 31, 2010, 02:56:03 AM »
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1. Crocodiles


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Now I want to go to a Chinese Walmart, that's an afternoon's entertainment right there.  :-)



Offline debk

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Re: 16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2010, 10:10:10 AM »
Ewwwww.

I really want to buy meat that 100's of people have pawed through... :puke:


Wonder how they keep the frogs from jumping out of the tank?
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Re: 16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2010, 10:38:09 AM »
Not just crocodiles.  Crocodiles with frickin' laser beams oranges in their mouths!

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Re: 16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2010, 10:41:15 AM »
My daughter is wondering if they sell cats.  Considering that list, they probably do, just not in the way she's thinking!

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Re: 16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2010, 01:40:29 PM »


If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: 16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2010, 09:12:29 PM »
Not just crocodiles.  Crocodiles with frickin' laser beams oranges in their mouths!

:rofl:

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Re: 16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2010, 06:33:13 AM »
Item 16, the antibacterial underwear for men.  Note the caption "Dong Zhu"  Wonder if that has some relevance to the size of the guy's package.   :-)

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Re: 16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2010, 01:52:56 AM »
What is #6?

They eat some gross shit over there.

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Re: 16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2010, 02:25:21 AM »
Yuck remind me to pack my own food before going over there
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