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Offline Chris_

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Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
« on: May 24, 2010, 10:31:13 PM »
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MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights. What he allegedly did at the police station got him into more trouble.

Everything was fine until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights, a burrito that ultimately landed him in jail.

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."

No super powers got Adamcik out of jail. He needed $2,000 cash bail and then, once he got out of jail, he still stopped to pose for pictures on the way out. It is unclear right now whether the doctor could lose his medical license if he's convicted.

http://www.wftv.com/news/12926707/detail.html

No Jail Time For Man Arrested In Captain America Costume
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Re: Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 09:22:34 AM »
Gives a whole new meaning to "trouser chili"...
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Re: Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 09:39:09 AM »
Hmm. I think the journalist is exaggerating a tad in order to spice up the story.
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Re: Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 09:52:01 AM »
Yeah--the story writer is trying to ensure that the story stays hot and saucy. :fuelfire:
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Re: Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 09:58:15 AM »
Oh, beans, there's no meat to this.
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Re: Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 10:14:57 AM »
I think we might just have wrapped up all the puns.
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