That stupid Straight Story, I'm so mad at him. He started off the year with a bang, to become my frontrunner for DUmmy of the Year, with that story about taking his sick X skydiving. Then, he was begging for gas money on the internet. Now, all he does is post articles written by MSM. Very lazy. Very lame. Another favorite was OffWithTheirHeads. Don't see him around anymore. I wrote a small short story about him, wherein I offed him at the end with a bathtub and a blowdryer. Maybe it actually happened.