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Offline CC27

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Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
« on: May 24, 2010, 09:05:01 AM »
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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-24-10 09:19 AM
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Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
   
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We have a department for everything else. Many for situations a lot less important as this.

Perhaps we could have a better name for it than the Department of Emergency Oil Capping? But basically we should have people who are trained in this type of situation with the proper equipment and expertise already available and ready to roll to shut one of these gushers down on standby at all times. Who cares what it costs? That is immaterial. This department needs to be funded by all the companies involved in this type of drilling operation.

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Re: Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2010, 09:39:53 AM »
lol

A Cabinet Department at that.

Right after he gets the Department of Skittle Pooping Unicorns up and running.
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Re: Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2010, 10:16:55 AM »
I want a "Department for the Kneecapping of Presidentially Appointed Czars".

IOW's....smaller gummint.
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Re: Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2010, 10:32:10 AM »
The DUchebags tink that Obama wants this oil spill stopped. They probably think that Obama is mad about it, when he is only mad that the oil has not yet provided those front page newspaper and lead TV news photos/videos.
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Re: Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2010, 10:41:41 AM »
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salguine  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon May-24-10 09:42 AM
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2. You're looking to the wrong guy. Obama has clearly demonstrated that he has
   
the leadership qualities of a pile of wet newspaper. There is not a decisive bone on the man's body. Maybe he could give a beautiful speech about a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping.

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Re: Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
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Quote from: ScubaGuy on May 24, 2010, 10:41:41 AM
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Re: Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2010, 10:50:20 AM »
Quote from: jukin on May 24, 2010, 10:32:10 AM
The DUchebags tink that Obama wants this oil spill stopped. They probably think that Obama is mad about it, when he is only mad that the oil has not yet provided those front page newspaper and lead TV news photos/videos.

I'll lay odds he already has the teleprompter loaded with the speech that explains why he's taking over the oil companies. All he needs is for a few thousand barrels to wash up on the Florida coast.

He most likely goes to bed every night, and right before he closes the lid on his coffin, he prays for a national emergency in order to further his agenda!
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Re: Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 11:08:31 AM »
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NNN0LHI   Mon May-24-10 09:19 AM
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Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?

We have a department for everything else. Many for situations a lot less important as this.

Perhaps we could have a better name for it than the Department of Emergency Oil Capping? But basically we should have people who are trained in this type of situation with the proper equipment and expertise already available and ready to roll to shut one of these gushers down on standby at all times. Who cares what it costs? That is immaterial. This department needs to be funded by all the companies involved in this type of drilling operation.

Don
Yeah, nice....

A department of the government that sits around on their "brains" all day, playing with their "equipment", on standby for 30+ years until the next "accident" happens....

Sounds like a "government plan" to me....   :mental:
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Re: Shouldn't President Obama create a federal Department of Emergency Oil Capping?
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 11:09:18 AM »
It's the perfect job :whatever:
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