Or when they tell a story and have to admit going to Wal-Mart. They give every excuse why they HAD to shop there.
When I first heard that DUmmies don't/won't go to Walmart, and shopped at Target instead, I started a rumor at Free Republic that both Walmart AND Target were entering into a partnership with Haliburton to build "detention centers" for "political dissidents" of the BFEE. This was about the time a lot of wacko websites were posting pics of "barbed-wire topped chain-link fence enclosed parking lots out in the middle of nowhere" as proof Bush/Cheney/Rove were going to round up liberals and have them deterred and "re-educated" in said "camps"....
I stated that all NEW Walmart and Target stores were being built with "special" basements that will house political prisoners and use them as slave labor to manufacture the goods being sold in the store above, in return for food, shelter, clothing, health care and "re-education". The downside was that the only entertainment they got was country music and NASCAR racing. I further enhanced the story by stating I worked for Walmart (which I did at the time), our store was doing some "major renovations" (which it was), and that I had noticed that there were "special doors" in the back of the store that no one was allowed near, and there was a "special enclosed loading dock" that always had a truck parked in it, but no one from the store was allowed near it, and no one in the store was ever called in to unload this truck. I even stated that I was approached by "uniformed management" that told me they had run a background check on me, and if I wanted a "special promotion" to come see them, but I was also told that if asked, our "meeting" never happened, and if I knew what was good for me, I would keep this a total secret....
You would not believe the number of DUmmies that believed the story....
