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Trader sues over 'lap dance injury'
« on: March 19, 2008, 04:56:40 AM »
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A Wall Street trader is seeking damages after allegedly being hit in the face by a stripper's high heel as she performed a lap dance for him.

   
 
Stephen Chang, a securities trader, claims in court papers filed at the Manhattan Supreme Court that he "sustained serious personal injuries" on his visit to the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden in November last year.

His lawsuit against the club states: "During the course of said lap dance, the employee suddenly swung around, striking [Mr Chang] in the eye with the heel of her shoe."

Mr Chang, who is married and in his early 30s, had visited the club on his own.

The establishment, which describes itself as the "Playboy Mansion of Manhattan party lofts" charges a $50 (£25) cover charge and a $10 one-time joining fee. A lap dance typically costs around $40.

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He is setting himself up to be a laughingstock.  :-)
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Re: Trader sues over 'lap dance injury'
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2008, 05:08:25 AM »
Wimp.  And he's just setting himself up for the dancer to claim he goosed her and caused the whole thing.

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Re: Trader sues over 'lap dance injury'
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2008, 07:15:39 AM »
Stupid is as stupid does. And he does.
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Re: Trader sues over 'lap dance injury'
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2008, 07:59:44 AM »
He's going to become the heel of all jokes
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Re: Trader sues over 'lap dance injury'
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2008, 08:12:20 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 19, 2008, 07:59:44 AM
He's going to become the heel of all jokes

You have to admit, he has a lot of sole.
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Re: Trader sues over 'lap dance injury'
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2008, 08:17:52 AM »
It's a wonder he didn't 'shoe' her away sooner.  :p :-)
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Re: Trader sues over 'lap dance injury'
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2008, 08:36:57 AM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on March 19, 2008, 07:59:44 AM
He's going to become the heel of all jokes
yeah...he woulda been better off getting hit in the eye with her butt.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Trader sues over 'lap dance injury'
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2008, 08:43:20 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on March 19, 2008, 08:17:52 AM
It's a wonder he didn't 'shoe' her away sooner.  :p :-)

He would have but she was on the platform
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