Karl Rove's newest Mind Reader machine does away with electromagnetic radiation (meaning no amount of metal will protect them) and makes use of quantum entanglement to read minds. The Swine Flu was a hoax to inject the DUmmies with vaccines that contained neurotransmitters whose molecules had electrons entangled with the electrons stored inside the Mind Reader. The best part about it is that the original information contained in the DUmmies brains is destroyed to create a copy of the information in the machine, making them dumber in the process.
I remember reading about this in the VRWC Newsletter several years ago....
"The Machine" was tested by planting the idea that Walmart/Target/Haliburton had entered into a partnership to build underground detention centers beneath Walmart and Target stores, using the detainees as slave labor to manufacture the products sold in the store above, in return for food, shelter, health care, and "re-training"....
From what I read on DUmp postings during the Bush/Rove reign, "The Machine" worked perfectly, and continues to do so today....