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Offline thundley4

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Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2010, 08:40:11 AM »
Hey, that's my line! :hammer: :-)

I knew I had seen it somewhere.  :-)

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Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2010, 05:37:41 PM »
Well--what got your thong in a twist.




Nothing....

I just don't buy into the premise that DUmmies don't know how to disable the door safety on a microwave....
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Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2010, 05:44:56 PM »
Karl Rove's newest Mind Reader machine does away with electromagnetic radiation (meaning no amount of metal will protect them) and makes use of quantum entanglement to read minds. The Swine Flu was a hoax to inject the DUmmies with vaccines that contained neurotransmitters whose molecules had electrons entangled with the electrons stored inside the Mind Reader. The best part about it is that the original information contained in the DUmmies brains is destroyed to create a copy of the information in the machine, making them dumber in the process.


I remember reading about this in the VRWC Newsletter several years ago....

"The Machine" was tested by planting the idea that Walmart/Target/Haliburton had entered into a partnership to build underground detention centers beneath Walmart and Target stores, using the detainees as slave labor to manufacture the products sold in the store above, in return for food, shelter, health care, and "re-training"....

From what I read on DUmp postings during the Bush/Rove reign, "The Machine" worked perfectly, and continues to do so today....
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2010, 06:08:36 PM »
I remember reading about this in the VRWC Newsletter several years ago....

"The Machine" was tested by planting the idea that Walmart/Target/Haliburton had entered into a partnership to build underground detention centers beneath Walmart and Target stores, using the detainees as slave labor to manufacture the products sold in the store above, in return for food, shelter, health care, and "re-training"....

From what I read on DUmp postings during the Bush/Rove reign, "The Machine" worked perfectly, and continues to do so today....

So much for OPSEC.
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Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2010, 06:14:29 PM »
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Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2010, 06:24:54 PM »
I haven't had a chance to go to the original post, but I wonder if the cat man/woman(?) has shown up to discuss its experiences with alternate viewing.

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Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2010, 06:26:18 PM »
So much for OPSEC.

Naw, this is old news....

We are just waiting for the right moment (like November 2nd) to use it again....

Besides, we're dealing with DUmmies here.  You can tell them what you will be doing, and when you will do it, and they still won't believe it, even as it is happening to them....
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

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Re: Do tin-foil hats still work?
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2010, 07:49:33 PM »
So much for OPSEC.

I just got sick and tired of harping on it. ::) :whatever:
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