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Offline PatriotGame

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Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
« on: May 13, 2010, 03:41:57 AM »
...debts!

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There are many ways to pay off campaign debts — cajoling phone calls, begging letters — but Bill Clinton believes that he has come up with a better method to wipe out the financial obligations outstanding from his wife’s failed presidential bid.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7124638.ece

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Offline NHSparky

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Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2010, 07:50:57 AM »
What's this guy gonna be known for in 100 years, besides his ability to turn the word "humidor" into a VERB?
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Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2010, 09:02:51 AM »
I thought the 0bumbler was going to pay off her campaign debt?
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Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2010, 09:44:31 AM »
Maybe he could go to Nevada and co-host that Australian show where they will auction off some virgins.
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Offline jinxmchue

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Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2010, 10:31:20 AM »
One has to wonder, are cigars included in the offer?

Now, you'll excuse me as I go bleach myself off for making that joke.  Yuck.
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Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2010, 11:56:01 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 13, 2010, 07:50:57 AM
What's this guy gonna be known for in 100 years, besides his ability to turn the word "humidor" into a VERB?

He did have quite a U-neek humidor, didn't he.
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Re: Rent-A-Perv: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s..
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2010, 12:03:02 PM »
Gee Wiz pay it Hillary. I thought Penn was in jail?
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