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Offline bijou

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Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« on: March 18, 2008, 03:20:11 PM »
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Harris County, Texas, native Centava Dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit Monday against American Airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair.

Dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in L.A., MyFOXHouston reports.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,338889,00.html

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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 03:46:32 PM »
Sounds like a sticky situation.

It must be hard for her pride to swallow.
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 03:57:33 PM »
I saw that earlier.  :puke:
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 04:32:13 PM »
I'm assuming that won't qualify him for the Mile High cub huh?
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 05:05:49 PM »
The perv was just preparing for a hard landing.
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 05:33:47 PM »
Like no one here has ever masturbated on a total stranger in public!

It reeks of hypocracy in here.  :tongue:
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 06:58:59 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on March 18, 2008, 05:33:47 PM
Like no one here has ever masturbated on a total stranger in public!

It reeks of hypocracy in here.  :tongue:

Does it count if they didn't see it....?

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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2008, 01:05:20 AM »
As much as I hate AA's service, I find myself asking, this is their fault how?  The woman should sue the asshole who blew his load on her.  Not the Airline.
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2008, 01:58:45 AM »
Something just doesn't ring true with this.

Someone flops out their meat and starts beating it next to me in the confined quarters of an airplane, and there's pretty much immediately gonna be a fist fight in progress.

He sure as heck ain't gonna have the time to get "it" off before most of the rest of the plane is well aware something is going on.

She didn't call out, scream, or smack him in the head at any point in the procedure... Just doesn't seem like what would happen to me.

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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2008, 02:15:28 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on March 19, 2008, 01:58:45 AM
Something just doesn't ring true with this.

Someone flops out their meat and starts beating it next to me in the confined quarters of an airplane, and there's pretty much immediately gonna be a fist fight in progress.

He sure as heck ain't gonna have the time to get "it" off before most of the rest of the plane is well aware something is going on.

She didn't call out, scream, or smack him in the head at any point in the procedure... Just doesn't seem like what would happen to me.



She coulda been asleep while it happened.
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2008, 04:54:26 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on March 19, 2008, 01:58:45 AM
Something just doesn't ring true with this.

Someone flops out their meat and starts beating it next to me in the confined quarters of an airplane, and there's pretty much immediately gonna be a fist fight in progress.

He sure as heck ain't gonna have the time to get "it" off before most of the rest of the plane is well aware something is going on.

She didn't call out, scream, or smack him in the head at any point in the procedure... Just doesn't seem like what would happen to me.



'zactly!  I'd be raising so much hell, even the piss hard on's would droop!   :rotf:
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2008, 02:13:41 PM »
Well I have questions.

He got it in her hair according to the suit.

Was he so large and primed that he blew like a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos and got it there??
Or was he so small that she had to get down that close to make sure just what it was he was doing?
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2008, 02:15:17 PM »
Quote from: ACrazyConservative on March 18, 2008, 03:57:33 PM
I saw that earlier.  :puke:

I don't wonder why you didn't wait around.
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2008, 02:20:26 PM »
Quote from: Randy on March 19, 2008, 02:13:41 PM
Well I have questions.

He got it in her hair according to the suit.

Was he so large and primed that he blew like a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos and got it there??
Or was he so small that she had to get down that close to make sure just what it was he was doing?

I don't have a problem with the distance so much as I don't understand the chronology.

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When she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her.

what, seconds?
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2008, 02:54:33 PM »
Found a pic of her, btw...































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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2008, 05:02:40 PM »
This whole situation had to be really hard for her to swallow.
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Re: Texas Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2008, 07:22:51 PM »
Sheesh! I just paid $15 for a bottle of Nexxus protein conditioner and I could've just flown American! Really, the whole thing is SO Clintonesque.

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