Dedicated To Sir William The Pittiful.
No primitive is an island,
Even though they live on one.
Each is a piece of the DLC,
A part of the main.
If a clod be washed away by the sea,
Skin's Island is the better.
As well as if a prominent whore.
As well as if a member of the Democratic Party.
Or if any of their friends were.
Each primitive's exile amuses me,
For I am a jackbooted rethuglikkan.
Posting at Conservative Cave.
For whom the 24 business hour clock tolls,
It tolls for thee.