5.7 on the Weird-Shit-O-Meter (Bouncy)

[miskie]

PCintern spins a bouncy tale here.

PCIntern  (1000+ posts)          Fri May-07-10 04:39 PM
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So this lady comes in to see me today - Fridays are just impossible in this business - and she tells me that in addition to the Jehovah's Witness tracts which she is going to give me, as she has countless times before, she wants to tell me that these are very important times for me and for my Jewish family, because these are most certainly the End Times. I let her finish and everything and then I guess i made a mistake by answering her question: what was I planning to do?

I suppose the 'correct answer' would be to have shown interest in converting to her thinking, but Alas! I did not. I said to her: "You know, I've been thinking a lot about this lately, and have to say that given how you feel about this, that you are really most fortunate that God, or Hashem as we call Him (no point in not really getting on her nerves) has chosen this time, your time on Earth, to do this. Of all of the thousands of generations (I suppose in 6000 years there really haven't been that many, but WTH cares) of organisms upon this planet, you are going to be among God's Chosen few...and so I suppose that we really don't have to be too concerned about your remaining teeth, because all will be well fairly shortly, so you won't be needing your partial denture or front tooth, as after The Rapture, all, or at least you, will be at the right side of God Himself, and we know that in His ways, your teeth will be fixed. Perhaps they'll look like Sammy Davis, Jr.'s if He sees fit to do so."

When she just stared at me in disbelief, I continued, "If you wish to proselytize, that's just fine, but don't expect me to be terribly receptive, since I for one, have no belief at all in your system. I read your tracts because I'm curious and I'm polite, but please do not think for even a moment that your beliefs, no matter how sincerely you may feel are correct, are anything but academic to me."

She did stay and get her work completed. She will of course be back...because I PARTICIPATE IN HER INSURANCE PROGRAM. which of course, is the Trump card in all of this. Love of Money, as it has been said, is the root of all dental and medical loyalty.

So far the other primitives are eating this up..

[JohnnyReb]

If all the jews are like that one, it's no wonder the Nazi's hated 'em so much.

....and I can never, never understand how so many US jews vote democrat. Would they really rather live with muslims than with christians?

[blitzkrieg_17]

Three bongs. Very little believability.

[dandi]

Sounds made up.

[/understatement of the year mode]

[Texacon]

And just how did the OP get by with this statement?

She did stay and get her work completed. She will of course be back...because I PARTICIPATE IN HER INSURANCE PROGRAM. which of course, is the Trump card in all of this. Love of Money, as it has been said, is the root of all dental and medical loyalty.

Of course we know most DUmmies are complete idiots but .... look at that statement a different way.

PCIntern, who claims to be a dentist, has its loyalty to the almighty dollar according to the statement above.  It really doesn't like the patient yet it will take the patients money .... hmmmmmm

KC

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PCIntern  (1000+ posts)          Fri May-07-10 04:39 PM
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So

Thats pretty much all you need right there...