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Offline Chris

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The Better Marriage Blanket
« on: May 07, 2010, 12:02:00 AM »
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Re: The Better Marriage Blanket
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 03:12:01 AM »
Any guy worth his salt can overload that blanket in a week.

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Re: The Better Marriage Blanket
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 03:20:40 AM »
:rofl:

I noticed at the end of the commercial, the guy is sleeping with his ass facing the other direction.  I guess it's all about training.
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Re: The Better Marriage Blanket
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 05:20:32 AM »
If they really wanted a better marriage they'd sew in an emotionally-needy 18-year old blond.
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Re: The Better Marriage Blanket
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 05:45:56 AM »
The perfect blanket is your own on your bed and his on the couch :tongue:
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Re: The Better Marriage Blanket
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2010, 07:00:13 AM »
The perfect blanket is your own on your bed and his on the couch :tongue:

That must be where I went wrong with the first wife. The first time she pulled that,  go sleep on the couch, stuff. I told her, "Hell, you go sleep on the couch. I'm not the one that's mad." 
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