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Offline Golem

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2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« on: May 04, 2010, 04:51:15 PM »
The idiot mother blames the restaurant.

Laurel J. Sweet
Boston Herald
May 3, 2010

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Got milk?

South Boston toddler Jadm Moschella apparently thought he’d hit the motherlode Saturday night when, while out to dinner with his parents and stepsister, he reached for a glass and began drinking - a white Russian intended for his dad!

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Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2010, 04:54:58 PM »
My dog used to be strangely attracted to White Russians as well.  We learned never to leave them anywhere she could reach them.
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Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2010, 05:23:18 PM »
Maybe he thought it was milk :sarcasm:
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Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2010, 05:41:51 PM »
Quote from: littlelamb on May 04, 2010, 05:23:18 PM
Maybe he thought it was milk :sarcasm:

Hell, his mothers breast milk has probably been so full of drugs and stuff he didn't even notice the milk in that drink.
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Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2010, 05:55:19 PM »
White Russians do look like milk.  Parents that choose to drink something like that in front of their kids should keep an eye on the kids.   ::)
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Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2010, 06:09:44 PM »
What the hell kinda Real ManTM drinks White Russians?

OTOH, junior probably slept through the night and mommy and daddy are probably glad for the sleep.

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Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2010, 06:46:44 PM »
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Paramedics responded to the eatery and determined Jadm was fine


:wtf2:  Paramedics for a SIP of a White Russian??   ::) ::) :banghead:  :lame:  What kind of idiots are having kids these days?
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Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2010, 07:20:07 PM »
They drink that all the time in Russia.
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Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2010, 08:35:03 PM »
What the hell kind of name is Jadm?  The mom is obviously mentally challenged.  Probably drank wine coolers and beer bongs when she was a teen getting knocked up by a guy in his 30s.
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Re: 2-year-old mistakenly sips white Russian at Boston eatery - He’s no tea toddler
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2010, 05:13:57 AM »
Lawsuit in 3...... 2..... 1......

Some idiot jury will probably find the eatery in error and award 5.2 million dollars in damages.

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