What exactly are we pulling off gentlemen? 
The lying titty primitive and the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive allegedly go back a long ways.
Please notice the all-important word, "allegedly;" one has to use it when talking about primitives.
In their long-ago youth, they allegedly hitch-hiked through the American southwest.
I suspect that's where the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive created his "Native American" "heritage," although he quite obviously didn't pick up his "cowboy" "gear" out there.