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Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« on: May 01, 2010, 03:01:19 PM »
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Check in if you DON'T CARE if Obama slept with consenting adults other than his wife.   Updated at 3:52 PM
   
With reference to the National Enquirer story that may or may not be true (their track record is spotty but the bastards do get some hits) and that may or may not now break into a confirmed "scandal":

Kick this thread to confirm that you DO NOT CARE about Obama's sex life.

[tedious DUmbass essay follows]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8253295

From there the thread devolves into camps that think NE is blowing smoke vs those who claim a 5th column within DU is seeking to undermine the president.

whatevs...

Personally, I think this will be a non-issue but if--for the sake of argument--it did prove true what is the most likely end-game:

A) the media dismisses it

B) Obama's Klingon wife doesn't

Correct me if I'm wrong but 'Chelle isn't some coat-tail riding Patsy Kline type.

BTW - this is interesting:

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Saw a first-class wingnut at another site already using this to well who knows the thread originally concerned the BP disaster which is President Obama's fault.

Is this someone's mole drawing attention to us?
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2010, 03:06:40 PM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on May 01, 2010, 03:01:19 PM
Personally, I think this will be a non-issue but if--for the sake of argument--it did prove true what is the most likely end-game:

A) the media dismisses it

B) Obama's Klingon wife doesn't

Correct me if I'm wrong but 'Chelle isn't some coat-tail riding Patsy Kline type.

You forgot "C) Both," which is what I think will be the result.

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Is this someone's mole drawing attention to us?

If it is, why not? :fuelfire:
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2010, 03:16:05 PM »
Was is not the Enquirer who caught their other idol, the Breck Girl, with his dick in some chick other than his wife?
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2010, 03:53:06 PM »
If I was married to that thing, I'd try and find a woman to get laid. Bestiality is against the law in some places.

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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2010, 03:54:36 PM »
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2010, 04:30:37 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on May 01, 2010, 03:16:05 PM
Was is not the Enquirer who caught their other idol, the Breck Girl, with his dick in some chick other than his wife?

Tiger Woods, Rush Limbaugh... the list goes on and on of the high profile scandals they have broken in the last decade.
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2010, 05:09:45 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 01, 2010, 03:53:06 PM
If I was married to that thing, I'd try and find a woman to get laid. Bestiality is against the law in some places.



It's still legal in Floriduh, but they are trying to pass a law against , again.
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2010, 07:55:59 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on May 01, 2010, 03:16:05 PM
Was is not the Enquirer who caught their other idol, the Breck Girl, with his dick in some chick other than his wife?

Not only that, but little Johnny turned out to be the "baby daddy"....
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2010, 08:45:41 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 01, 2010, 05:09:45 PM
It's still legal in Floriduh, but they are trying to pass a law against , again.

I'm pretty sure its against federal law though. They should go after the websites. lol.
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2010, 08:58:28 AM »
Got tired of the Wookie nookie, I guess.
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2010, 10:09:02 AM »
Quote from: dandi on May 04, 2010, 08:58:28 AM
Got tired of the Wookie nookie, I guess.
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2010, 10:20:01 AM »
Quote from: dandi on May 04, 2010, 08:58:28 AM
Got tired of the Wookie nookie, I guess.

You owe me a monitor! :lmao:
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2010, 12:07:25 PM »
Quote from: dandi on May 04, 2010, 08:58:28 AM
Got tired of the Wookie nookie, I guess.
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2010, 06:09:30 PM »
Quote from: dandi on May 04, 2010, 08:58:28 AM
Got tired of the Wookie nookie, I guess.

That's funny. And accurate.

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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2010, 06:17:21 PM »
I almost feel bad for the president if the Enquirer got it right. 'Chelle will tear him into pieces. Literally.

And although the Enquirer is absolutely useless as a source for real news, they are usually spot-on when it comes to who is nailin' who, and which celeb is about to drop dead.

Also, this is OBAMA they are talking about - with the unusual amount of sycophantic worship around him, they must have a mountain of evidence to feel safe printing such a thing. It also gives me hope that at least some of the media is done worshiping all things Obama, and is willing to risk getting labeled as racist hatemongers to print a story. 
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Re: Check-In If You're For O-Pimpin'
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2010, 06:38:51 PM »
Quote from: miskie on May 04, 2010, 06:17:21 PM
I almost feel bad for the president if the Enquirer got it right. 'Chelle will tear him into pieces. Literally.



He certainly would go down in the history books as the first to meet his demise in a fit of jealous rage. Hey! If it happened, he would have my admiration.
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