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Offline Freeper

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Be on guard
« on: May 01, 2010, 10:30:17 AM »
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Be on guard
   
I know it's ridiculous and all. They did though broke the Limbaugh drug scandal.

OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL: SHOCKING NEW REPORTS

UPDATED: Reports out of Washington, DC: PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide.

These shocking allegations could topple both Obama's presidency and his marriage to Michelle!

A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions


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2. The NE was being called "the new paper of record" when it scooped Brisol Palin's pregnancy
   
Edited on Sat May-01-10 11:26 AM by slackmaster
And Rush Limbaugh's addiction to narcotics.

Hmm wonder what you will put on your pizza.  :lmao:
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2010, 10:45:49 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 01, 2010, 10:30:17 AM
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Hmm wonder what you will put on your pizza.  :lmao:

If it's in the Enquirer I'd be more apt to believe it than were it reported elsewhere.  Not that the MSM would ever broach the subject of Obama's infidelity until the story gained traction.  The MSM is composed of a bunch of total cowards, IMO.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2010, 10:47:48 AM »
Quote from: Boudicca on May 01, 2010, 10:45:49 AM
If it's in the Enquirer I'd be more apt to believe it than were it reported elsewhere.  Not that the MSM would ever broach the subject of Obama's infidelity until the story gained traction.  The MSM is composed of a bunch of total cowards, IMO.


Personally I believe the GOP should stay quiet about this and hammer away at his policies. Last thing we need is Obama to get sympathy from independents.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2010, 10:47:50 AM »
The National Enquirer has a better track record than the DUmp.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2010, 10:49:16 AM »
Quote from: Chris on May 01, 2010, 10:47:50 AM
The National Enquirer has a better track record than the DUmp.

The onion contains more truth than the DUmp.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2010, 11:51:37 AM »
It's been a long time since the Enquirer had a reputation like the Weekly World News. They have been a pretty reliable news source for some years now. Obama better watch it. His horse faced wife might beat him so bad that the Secret Service will have to take her down.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2010, 03:58:03 PM »
Hell. Before the election it was reported that obama had butt plugging incident with his male coke dealer and that got swept under the rug.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2010, 04:09:56 PM »
Quote from: crockspot on May 01, 2010, 11:51:37 AM
It's been a long time since the Enquirer had a reputation like the Weekly World News. They have been a pretty reliable news source for some years now. Obama better watch it. His horse faced wife might beat him so bad that the Secret Service will have to take her down.

Hopefully it will be on pay-per-view.  I'd pay good money to watch that. 

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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2010, 04:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 01, 2010, 10:47:48 AM
Personally I believe the GOP should stay quiet about this and hammer away at his policies. Last thing we need is Obama to get sympathy from independents.

Let the politicians remain quiet while the story grows of dies. Anyone remember how quiet everyone was about Edwards?
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2010, 12:04:43 PM »
Quote from: Chris on May 01, 2010, 10:47:50 AM
The National Enquirer has a better track record than the DUmp.

After the Edwards scandal they have a better reputation than AP, NYT, WAPO, ABC, CBC, NBC,...
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2010, 07:04:21 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 01, 2010, 03:58:03 PM
Hell. Before the election it was reported that obama had butt plugging incident with his male coke dealer and that got swept under the rug.

Is it a himbo eruption?

Obama doesn't appear to like women

Yeah, I know it's hillbuzz links, but it's still fun.

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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2010, 07:04:43 PM »
I don't believe it. Says he cheated with a woman.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2010, 01:43:16 PM »
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cutlassmama  (1000+ posts)       Sat May-01-10 05:57 PM
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15. Agree. I see how he lights up at the sight of Michelle. I don't believe it for one second.

Lights up a what?  Marlboro?  Doob?  Crackpipe?
 
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2010, 01:48:35 PM »
Quote from: Karin on May 03, 2010, 01:43:16 PM
Lights up a what?

Rescue flare--as in, "SS detail, rescue me!  NOW!"
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2010, 01:54:19 PM »
Obamo is a homosexual.  This "scandal" is not possible.  It could, however, be a beard.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2010, 07:53:26 PM »
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cutlassmama  (1000+ posts)       Sat May-01-10 05:57 PM
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15. Agree. I see how he lights up at the sight of Michelle. I don't believe it for one second.

Even if the jug-eared Kenyan were straight, it's hard to imagine anyone "lighting up" at the sight of a female Patrick Ewing.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2010, 08:09:59 PM »
I thought Hillary was masculine and then along came Michelle. Between the 2 of them, Hillary looks downright lady-like.

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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2010, 11:19:34 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 03, 2010, 07:53:26 PM

Even if the jug-eared Kenyan were straight, it's hard to imagine anyone "lighting up" at the sight of a female Patrick Ewing.

A gigantic spliff maybe.
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Re: Be on guard
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2010, 02:41:55 AM »
Maybe he likes Chell cause she looks so much like a man
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