DUmmies are Idiots

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

To say I write prolifically is an understatement. I write here all the time in many voices on many subjects. Maybe it is just me but I feel I have developed certain skills for expressing myself. Seldom, if ever, have my writings ever been taken out of context or grossly misunderstood.

Not so at the DUmp.

I'm running a mole who is a tie-died-in-the-wool lefty. I can extol the virtues of Obama and how he is cleaning up corruption in DC and be told I'm tying him to various scandals.

I can speak about how Obama has to endure racism and I'll be excoriated for failing to properly note his race.

I rail against the evil tyrannies of the GOP and get lambasted for enabling the Tea Party.

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?

I have never encountered a group of people so desperate for a fight that they eat their own.

It amazes me that for people who--unduly--pride themselves on being smarter than the rest of us reading is not their strong suit. And it's not just me. As a group, we here at CC have far fewer disputes over misunderstood statements than what you see over there. They are constantly tearing at each other. No comprehension skills, quick to anger, hyper-defensive, paranoid, seige mentality...just plain ol' imbecilic.

If my mole wasn't such a low self-esteem emotional wreck it would have quit the DUmp long ago.

[Lord Undies]

There are two types of liberals.  Type One are the truly evil ones who know exactly what they are doing.  Type Two are the truly stupid/lazy/emotionally stunted/drug ravaged brains who blindly follow the Type Ones.  Guess which Type the Little Goons at DemocratUnderground.com are??? 

[Duke Nukum]

They are rabid.

[Carl]

Given their insanity and feelings of entitlement each other is also an enemy in the race to the prize.
Despite their claims of compassion they would stab anyone in the back to achieve a free ride through life and know it is the same with their fellow travelers in the pack.

[Tantal]

If my mole wasn't such a low self-esteem emotional wreck it would have quit the DUmp long ago.

Well, at least you didn't out yourself. You only narrowed it to 50/50. The other half are narcissistic pinheads that believe that their various degrees entitle them to run other people's lives.

[Reality vs DU]

Does your mole ever get quoted here?  Do you ever argue with your mole here?  That would be some funny shit.

[jukin]

Liberalism. Is. A. Mental. Disease.

[AprilRazz]

To say I write prolifically is an understatement. I write here all the time in many voices on many subjects. Maybe it is just me but I feel I have developed certain skills for expressing myself. Seldom, if ever, have my writings ever been taken out of context or grossly misunderstood.

Not so at the DUmp.

I'm running a mole who is a tie-died-in-the-wool lefty. I can extol the virtues of Obama and how he is cleaning up corruption in DC and be told I'm tying him to various scandals.

I can speak about how Obama has to endure racism and I'll be excoriated for failing to properly note his race.

I rail against the evil tyrannies of the GOP and get lambasted for enabling the Tea Party.

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE?

I have never encountered a group of people so desperate for a fight that they eat their own.

It amazes me that for people who--unduly--pride themselves on being smarter than the rest of us reading is not their strong suit. And it's not just me. As a group, we here at CC have far fewer disputes over misunderstood statements than what you see over there. They are constantly tearing at each other. No comprehension skills, quick to anger, hyper-defensive, paranoid, seige mentality...just plain ol' imbecilic.

If my mole wasn't such a low self-esteem emotional wreck it would have quit the DUmp long ago.

Bravo to you.
I tried having a mole but I had a hard time thinking like a brain dead lemming. I got banned and realized that creative writing is not my strong point.
on edit that may not sound right. I am not calling you a brain dead lemming.

[Vagabond]

Bravo to you.
I tried having a mole but I had a hard time thinking like a brain dead lemming. I got banned and realized that creative writing is not my strong point.
on edit that may not sound right. I am not calling you a brain dead lemming.

It's easy.  Think of a conservative position and then reverse it.  Then eliminate any thought, reason, or accountability.  Then blame the problem on the boogeyman of the minute.  Whatever MSLSD is talking about at that moment will work.  Then suggest a solution that will only create a new set of problems.

[GOBUCKS]

There are two types of liberals.  Type One are the truly evil ones who know exactly what they are doing.  Type Two are the truly stupid/lazy/emotionally stunted/drug ravaged brains who blindly follow the Type Ones.  Guess which Type the Little Goons at DemocratUnderground.com are??? 

So true. Every socialist democrat is either truly, dangerously evil, or else he is abysmally stupid. It's so equal-opportunity of the DUmbass democrats that in the last presidential election they elected one of each.

[Karin]

Does your mole ever get quoted here?  Do you ever argue with your mole here?  That would be some funny shit.

  Probably MSB doesn't want to answer that, as people keep their moles very tight to the vest.  That would be funny shit.

Nobody said it outright, but I think I once quoted one of our people's moles over here.  It was very subtle, but I got the feeling that certain CCers were pleased and entertained by it.

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

Does your mole ever get quoted here?  Do you ever argue with your mole here?  That would be some funny shit.

It's always kind of an unwritten rule NEVER to bring quotes from your mole over here.  Others certainly do without knowing who they're quoting is actually a mole.  The DUmmies are constantly reading threads here and at CU, and kind of monitoring things.

For example, someone signed up at CU under a semi-well known DUmmy name a few months back.  Within a few hours, the DUmmy posted at DU that it was not him.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

  Probably MSB doesn't want to answer that, as people keep their moles very tight to the vest.  That would be funny shit.

Nobody said it outright, but I think I once quoted one of our people's moles over here.  It was very subtle, but I got the feeling that certain CCers were pleased and entertained by it.

I've been quoted 2 or three times to my knowledge.

I don't necessarily want to be quoted because what we do here is document the insanity that is inherent to liberalism. If someone quotes my mole they aren't citing genuine liberal insanity but rather my mimicry of it and while it may be accurate it is not genuine.

That said: I have been amused to see those times when I have "made the papers" it isn't so much for my mole's lunacy but rather how others have rallied to it and once I did take the opportunity to note the underlying idiocy of my mole's position and how the DUmmies fell in lockstep.

[DumbAss Tanker]

MSB, that is the hardest part of keeping a mole alive and kicking to the magic 1000+ on DU.  It's not wily admins, or astute detective work comparig your whole posting history by clever members (And there are some, a few, though with a perverted or simply delusional world view), or expert nerds tracking back your IP and relentless searching conservative sites for clues.  No, the problem is keeping one's temper and biting the tongue in dealing with the rampant, raving lunacy blasted at you for any post containing original thought, even if it cleaves to the party line, by the brain-damaged reactionary gay mafia, race playahs, feminazis, and militantly manic nutcases.

[Chris]

And then there's always cases of mistaken identity.

[njpines]

So MSB is Stenchykitty???  I KNEW IT!!!!    You go, girl! 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

MSB, that is the hardest part of keeping a mole alive and kicking to the magic 1000+ on DU...

I recently made the magic number.

 

[Mike220]

I recently made the magic number.

 

Congrats. That's got to take some patience. One of these days soon, I'm going to take it to the next level and burrow my way in. I predict I'll eat granite by my 100th post though.

[The Village Idiot]

Congrats. That's got to take some patience. One of these days soon, I'm going to take it to the next level and burrow my way in. I predict I'll eat granite by my 100th post though.

I couldn't make it to 20 I would bet.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I recently made the magic number.

 

Are you still homeless?

 

[thundley4]

I couldn't make it to 20 I would bet.

My first attempt only made it to 7 posts, my last attempt about a month ago lasted 4 posts.  I guess I can't fake insanity good enough.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

My first attempt only made it to 7 posts, my last attempt about a month ago lasted 4 posts.  I guess I can't fake insanity good enough.

I'm very proud of this persona.

I get hit-on in PMs...by both sexes. Many a-listers have lent me sympathetic ears and shoulders to cry on. I run particularly well the marxist revolutionaries.

But I still consider my crowning achievement to be the 6 Valentine's hearts sent to me. I was in full-blown moonbat mode during that time. Yes, they spend money on me.


I knew all those years playing D&D would come in handy for something.

[Ralph Wiggum]

It's much more difficult to do now, but you used to be able to pad your post count in the Lounge.  I barely posted anywhere outside the lounge until I post-whored my way to 1,000.  That used to count for good street-cred around there.

[BlueStateSaint]

Are you still homeless?

 

I damn near spat pasta and sauce all over my monitor when I read that.