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3 Word Answers Quiz
« on: January 09, 2008, 04:36:11 PM »
Just because I love meaningless stuff like this :naughty:

 You have to use 3 words to answer each question.
No more, no less. It’s harder than you think.

1. Where is your cell phone?
on the counter

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
went for dinner

3. Your hair?
down and wild

4. Where is your father?
self made prison

6. Your favorite thing to do?
making pretty stuff

7. Your dream last night?
didn't have one

8. Your favorite drink?
coffee, sweet tea

9. Your dream car?
fun, but practical

10. The room you’re in?
eat in kitcen

12. Your fears?
losing my children

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
just my family

15. What aren’t you good at?
accepting not knowing

16. Muffins?
only the tops

17. One of your wish list items?
one night uninterrupted

19. The last thing you did?
answered a post

20. What are you wearing?
sweater and pants

22. Your pet?
dark as night

23. Your computer?
on the table

24. Your life?
complicated and unfulfilled

25. Your mood?
relaxed, indifferent, okay

26. Missing?
a dear friend

27. What are you thinking about right now?
a different situation

28. Your car?
Honda Pilot soon

29. Your work?
is making business

30. Your summer?
too much drama

31. Your relationship status?
keeps me wondering

32. Your favorite color(s)?
have a few

33. When is the last time you laughed
not long ago

34. Last time you cried?
at the funeral

35. School?
Doing it now

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2008, 07:07:06 PM »
1. Where is your cell phone?
Charging in kitchen

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
Climbing phone poles

3. Your hair?
Blonde and straight

4. Where is your father?
Half Moon Bay

6. Your favorite thing to do?
Anything but dishes

7. Your dream last night?
Huckabee wore lipstick

8. Your favorite drink?
Hoegaarden beer, YUM

9. Your dream car?
Harley, not car

10. The room you’re in?
In my office

12. Your fears?
losing my children

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Hubby and kids

15. What aren’t you good at?
Controlling my anxiety

16. Muffins?
Hate tight jeans

17. One of your wish list items?
To meet Ann

19. The last thing you did?
Typed last answer

20. What are you wearing?
Jeans and shirt

22. Your pet?
Name is Chopper

23. Your computer?
Needs updating bad

24. Your life?
Could be better

25. Your mood?
Wine would help

26. Missing?
Need better aim

27. What are you thinking about right now?
Low carb sucks

28. Your car?
Love my Pilot

29. Your work?
Need a job

30. Your summer?
Kids fought constantly

31. Your relationship status?
Super duper happy

32. Your favorite color(s)?
Yellow is happy

33. When is the last time you laughed
Five minutes ago

34. Last time you cried?
On Christmas day

35. School?
Don’t miss it



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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2008, 07:10:37 PM »
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7. Your dream last night?
Huckabee wore lipstick

Now this would rank as a nightmare I expect.

And you like your Pilot? I've had a variety of cars, but by far our most reliable were Hondas. I need reliability right now with kids to run everywhere and I hate car repairs with a passion. :banghead:

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2008, 07:42:08 PM »
I love my Pilot, but I regret getting 4 wheel drive because the 2's get better gas mileage, and the back window doesn't open independently of the back door which bugs the snot out of me. Other than that, it is great!!!

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2008, 08:47:04 PM »
 You have to use 3 words to answer each question.
No more, no less. It’s harder than you think.

1. Where is your cell phone?
in my bag

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
at his dad's

3. Your hair?
up in ponytail

4. Where is your father?
with his wife

6. Your favorite thing to do?
bake delicious cookies

7. Your dream last night?
none I know

8. Your favorite drink?
vodka tonic, delicious

9. Your dream car?
A 67 GTO

10. The room you’re in?
room with tv

12. Your fears?
None, I'll tell

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
my two cats

15. What aren’t you good at?
expressing my feelings

16. Muffins?
yum, yum, blueberry

17. One of your wish list items?
money for house

19. The last thing you did?
made my dinner

20. What are you wearing?
pajama pants and tshirt

22. Your pet?
sleeping quitely together

23. Your computer?
in my lap

24. Your life?
content and happy

25. Your mood?
relaxed and tired

26. Missing?
my boyfriend roommate

27. What are you thinking about right now?
this silly quiz

28. Your car?
Volkswagen Beetle Diesel

29. Your work?
deals with money

30. Your summer?
too far away

31. Your relationship status?
he lives here

32. Your favorite color(s)?
blue, green, grey

33. When is the last time you laughed
before I left work

34. Last time you cried?
many moons ago

35. School?
what the f***?
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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2008, 08:56:29 PM »
I love my Pilot, but I regret getting 4 wheel drive because the 2's get better gas mileage, and the back window doesn't open independently of the back door which bugs the snot out of me. Other than that, it is great!!!


Thanks for the info, m. I'm looking forward to getting mine in a couple of months!

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2008, 08:58:25 PM »
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6. Your favorite thing to do?
bake delicious cookies


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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2008, 08:59:15 PM »
OK -- here it goes:

1. Where is your cell phone?
attached to laptop

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
in dance class

3. Your hair?
gray and short

4. Where is your father?
dead many years

6. Your favorite thing to do?
create cool systems

7. Your dream last night?
something about unicorns

8. Your favorite drink?
beer me Marge

9. Your dream car?
Farrari or Porche

10. The room you’re in?
In Hotel Room

12. Your fears?
Dying by falling

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
All by myself

15. What aren’t you good at?
Swahili and Java

16. Muffins?
No thanks, mate


17. One of your wish list items?
A local engagement

19. The last thing you did?
copy and paste

20. What are you wearing?
shorts and shirt

22. Your pet?
she passed away

23. Your computer?
cool little Dell

24. Your life?
busy busy busy

25. Your mood?
not too bad

26. Missing?
my beloved kitty

27. What are you thinking about right now?
my beloved kitty


28. Your car?
Toyota MR 2

29. Your work?
computer consulting firm

30. Your summer?
Was freaking hot

31. Your relationship status?
Very happily married

32. Your favorite color(s)?
I like red

33. When is the last time you laughed
started this post

34. Last time you cried?
Answering question 26

35. School?
Pepperdine Bachelor Science
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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 09:01:30 PM »
Awww, free...sorry about your kitty. Losing a pet is terrible. :bawl:

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2008, 09:03:46 PM »
Awww, free...sorry about your kitty. Losing a pet is terrible. :bawl:

She was 25 years old.  That is like 120 in human years. 

*sigh*  But none of us last forever. And I know she is waiting for me. And she'll have a SLEW of complaints.

Both my wife (of 15 years) and I are still pretty sad. But I have my friends here to help -- and it helps a lot.
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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2008, 09:19:04 PM »
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6. Your favorite thing to do?
bake delicious cookies


 :cheersmate:

I make a killer carrot cake. 
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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2008, 09:19:53 PM »
Awww, free...sorry about your kitty. Losing a pet is terrible. :bawl:

She was 25 years old.  That is like 120 in human years. 

*sigh*  But none of us last forever. And I know she is waiting for me. And she'll have a SLEW of complaints.

Both my wife (of 15 years) and I are still pretty sad. But I have my friends here to help -- and it helps a lot.


My goodness, but that's a long time in someone's life to have a pet. I love that you can have a little chuckle in there about her complaints. I love when animals become so bonded to their human owners that we know them like another person in our lives. Still, I'm glad you all have support. Hugs, free.

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2008, 10:52:20 PM »
1. Where is your cell phone?
Charging beside me

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
unknown as yet

3. Your hair?
In shower drain.  :(

4. Where is your father?
Piloting friendly skies.

6. Your favorite thing to do?
Unsafe for work.  :censored:

7. Your dream last night?
Really don't remember.

8. Your favorite drink?
Rum and Coke.

9. Your dream car?
1970 Mercedes convertable.
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10. The room you’re in?
My bedroom, yo.

12. Your fears?
The usual suspects.

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Myself and I.

15. What aren’t you good at?
Public spelling/speaking.

16. Muffins?
With blueberries please.

17. One of your wish list items?
A new Zippo.

19. The last thing you did?
This is it!

20. What are you wearing?
Guiness pajama pants.

22. Your pet?
Dust mites count?

23. Your computer?
Finally working great.

24. Your life?
Not working great.

25. Your mood?
Borderline tipsy happy.

26. Missing?
My good socks.

27. What are you thinking about right now?
A funnier answer.

28. Your car?
Green Toyota Solara.

29. Your work?
Monotonous and unfulfilling

30. Your summer?
Most favorite season.

31. Your relationship status?
Would depress you.

32. Your favorite color(s)?
Mostly earth tones.

33. When is the last time you laughed
Early this evening.

34. Last time you cried?
Don't know.... really.

35. School?
Some, need more.  :thatsright:
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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2008, 05:28:46 AM »
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6. Your favorite thing to do?
bake delicious cookies


 :cheersmate:

I make a killer carrot cake. 

I think I remember you  posting that recipe? You need to cross post it in the cooking forum here!  :cheersmate: (Shh, I'm too lazy to go back and forth and look for it :-))

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2008, 08:34:42 AM »


1. Where is your cell phone?
on my belt

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
hard at work

3. Your hair?
sticking straight up

4. Where is your father?
up in heaven

6. Your favorite thing to do?
fishing and hunting

7. Your dream last night?
at church naked

8. Your favorite drink?
cold Guinness Stout

9. Your dream car?
E type Jag

10. The room you’re in?
engineering office cube

12. Your fears?
losing my family

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
wife and son

15. What aren’t you good at?
learning to relax

16. Muffins?
iced cranberry walnut

17. One of your wish list items?
continued good health

19. The last thing you did?
logged on CC

20. What are you wearing?
shirt and jeans

22. Your pet?
American Water Spaniel

23. Your computer?
on my desktop

24. Your life?
p[retty high stress

25. Your mood?
ill at ease

26. Missing?
my late Dad

27. What are you thinking about right now?
difficult work schedule

28. Your car?
Ford Explorer Sport

29. Your work?
Consulting Engineering Services

30. Your summer?
Not enough fishing

31. Your relationship status?
luckiest man alive

32. Your favorite color(s)?
deep royal blue

33. When is the last time you laughed
at breakfast today

34. Last time you cried?
at Dad's funeral

35. School?
long time ago
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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2008, 09:55:04 PM »



1. Where is your cell phone?
at the store

2. Your girlfriend?
In my dreams


3. Your hair?
should be cut

4. Where is your father?
in his skin

6. Your favorite thing to do?
make some money

7. Your dream last night?
back at school

8. Your favorite drink?
coke or tea

9. Your dream car?
huge ass tank

10. The room you’re in?
damned living room

12. Your fears?
eaten by bear

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
not gonna say

15. What aren’t you good at?
just about everything

16. Muffins?
banana nut, yum

17. One of your wish list items?
Cowboys win championship

19. The last thing you did?
typed on keyboard

20. What are you wearing?
shirt and shorts

22. Your pet?
Heinz 57 mutt

23. Your computer?
Dell with Windows

24. Your life?
really friggin crazy

25. Your mood?
on the brink

26. Missing?
a million dollars

27. What are you thinking about right now?
too many questions

28. Your car?
Dodge Grand Caravan

29. Your work?
looking for more

30. Your summer?
too far away

31. Your relationship status?
single, not looking

32. Your favorite color(s)?
blue blue blue

33. When is the last time you laughed
what's so funny? :lmao:


34. Last time you cried?
Only sisies cry.

35. School?
need some more
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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2008, 10:04:36 PM »
1. Where is your cell phone?
On the table

2. Your girlfriend?
Is my wife

3. Your hair?
Is going grey

4. Where is your father?
At his home

6. Your favorite thing to do?
Watch some television

7. Your dream last night?
Didn't have one

8. Your favorite drink?
Coffee or Tea

9. Your dream car?
Chevelle Super Sport

10. The room you’re in?
My comfortable bedroom

12. Your fears?
I won't say

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Nobody in particular

15. What aren’t you good at?
washing the dishes

16. Muffins?
I don't like

17. One of your wish list items?
No income tax

19. The last thing you did?
Watched the debate

20. What are you wearing?
Shirt, shorts, socks

22. Your pet?
Only pet peeves

23. Your computer?
I made it

24. Your life?
Pretty dam good

25. Your mood?
Usually don't care

26. Missing?
more hair daily

27. What are you thinking about right now?
Sex of course

28. Your car?
Dodge Ram 1500

29. Your work?
Pentagon Police Officer

30. Your summer?
Is Always Endless

31. Your relationship status?
Married, very happily

32. Your favorite color(s)?
Red White Blue

33. When is the last time you laughed
During the Debate
(At Ron Paul)

34. Last time you cried?
Why you ask?

35. School?
Graduated three times
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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2008, 10:33:55 PM »
1. Where is your cell phone?
On my desk

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
at her mom's

3. Your hair?
under a ballcap

4. Where is your father?
probably watching TV

6. Your favorite thing to do?
Spend time vegging

7. Your dream last night?
didn't have one

8. Your favorite drink?
ice cold Coke

9. Your dream car?
expensive ass Lexus

10. The room you’re in?
the ****in' bedroom (3 words!)

12. Your fears?
dying too early

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
just my folks

15. What aren’t you good at?
not a thing

16. Muffins?
cranberry orange... yum

17. One of your wish list items?
Gibson Les Paul

19. The last thing you did?
answered a post

20. What are you wearing?
sweatshirt and jeans

22. Your pet?
dumb ass doggie!

23. Your computer?
is acting slow

24. Your life?
complicated and impulsive

25. Your mood?
bored, bored, bored

26. Missing?
Someone I know

27. What are you thinking about right now?
hitting the bricks

28. Your car?
broke piece o'shit. (was that 3?)

29. Your work?
looking right now

30. Your summer?
not long enough

31. Your relationship status?
not so good

32. Your favorite color(s)?
green, gold, clear

33. When is the last time you laughed?
Couple minutes ago

34. Last time you cried?
I'm a man

35. School?
Done with it

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2008, 11:12:29 AM »
1. Where is your cell phone?
BY MY COMPUTER

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
brought me lunch.

3. Your hair?
needs a haircut

4. Where is your father?
rest in peace

6. Your favorite thing to do?
playing video games

7. Your dream last night?
have no clue

8. Your favorite drink?
brandy and Applejuice

9. Your dream car?
beyond my affordability

10. The room you’re in?
computer help desk

12. Your fears?
drowning and failure

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
with my wife.

15. What aren’t you good at?
lots of things

16. Muffins?
only if frosted

17. One of your wish list items?
high definition television

19. The last thing you did?
answered the phone

20. What are you wearing?
Shirt and slacks

22. Your pet?
akita bernard mix

23. Your computer?
very slow laptop!

24. Your life?
relaxed and moderate

25. Your mood?
always at ease

26. Missing?
warm southern winters

27. What are you thinking about right now?
lousy bank service

28. Your car?
Teal abused Saturn

29. Your work?
computer tech support

30. Your summer?
should be HOT!

31. Your relationship status?
very happily married

32. Your favorite color(s)?
Black and Gold

33. When is the last time you laughed
probably this morning

34. Last time you cried?
honestly don't remember

35. School?
please, never again!

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2008, 12:18:18 PM »
1. Where is your cell phone?
in my purse

2. Your hubby?
at work working

3. Your hair?
blown and straightened

4. Where is your father?
home in Omaha

6. Your favorite thing to do?
flirting with guys  :-*

7. Your dream last night?
I don't remember

8. Your favorite drink?
coke with ice

9. Your dream car?
anything extremely expensive

10. The room you’re in?
my bright office

12. Your fears?
eaten by sharks

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
kids and husband

15. What aren’t you good at?
fixing mechanical things

16. Muffins?
lemon blueberry muffins
 
17. One of your wish list items?
a chin implant    :evillaugh:

19. The last thing you did?
ate a banana

20. What are you wearing?
jeans and sweatshirt

22. Your pet?
two Miniature Schnauzers

23. Your computer?
a Hewlett Packard

24. Your life?
is very good

25. Your mood?
it's all good

26. Missing?
a diamond earring

27. What are you thinking about right now?
nothing of consequence

28. Your car?
White Infiniti FX

29. Your work?
quilting I guess

30. Your summer?
should be fun

31. Your relationship status?
happily married forever

32. Your favorite color(s)?
muted dirty green

33. When is the last time you laughed?
earlier this morning

34. Last time you cried?
I can't remember

35. School?
long time ago

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2008, 12:39:41 PM »
1. Where is your cell phone?
holstered on side

2.  Where is your wife/girlfriend
unknown at present

3.  Your hair?
brown and combed

4. Where is your father?
up in heaven

6. Your favorite thing to do?
playing with guns

7. Your dream last night?
made me mad

8. Your favorite drink?
cold mountain dew

9. Your dream car?
shiney red ferrari

10. The room you’re in?
my new office

12. Your fears?
Hillary Clinton president

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
nice cool people

15. What aren’t you good at?
art, tennis, music

16. Muffins?
warm blueberry muffin
 
17. One of your wish list items?
be filthy rich   

19. The last thing you did?
talked on phone

20. What are you wearing?
suit and tie

22. Your pet?
friendly golden retriever

23. Your computer?
grey Dell laptop

24. Your life?
is very satisfactory

25. Your mood?
good as always

26. Missing?
summertime in Montana

27. What are you thinking about right now?
cannot share unsuitable :naughty:

28. Your car?
have many cars

29. Your work?
own consulting business

30. Your summer?
hiking, relaxing, fun

31. Your relationship status?
nothing to share

32. Your favorite color(s)?
deep dark green

33. When is the last time you laughed?
two minutes ago

34. Last time you cried?
almost never cry

35. School?
lots of it

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Re: 3 Word Answers Quiz
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2008, 01:50:09 PM »
1. Where is your cell phone?
I don't know

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
out of town

3. Your hair?
a bedraggled mess

4. Where is your father?
he is dead

6. Your favorite thing to do?
drink and sex  (because I'm a CC member! :-) )

7. Your dream last night?
didn't have one

8. Your favorite drink?
cold heineken beer

9. Your dream car?
big fast BMW

10. The room you’re in?
my tiny office

12. Your fears?
tortured to death

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
my kids, dogs

15. What aren’t you good at?
aggressive self promotion

16. Muffins?
keep them covered

17. One of your wish list items?
big lottery win

19. The last thing you did?
sent an email

20. What are you wearing?
my own clothes

22. Your pet?
has a brother

23. Your computer?
broken at home

24. Your life?
mediocre and great

25. Your mood?
could be worse

26. Missing?
dead Dad above

27. What are you thinking about right now?
Uh, my Dad

28. Your car?
gas guzzling Pathfinder

29. Your work?
bleak and unfulfilling

30. Your summer?
too much inlaws

31. Your relationship status?
sigh, married, sigh

32. Your favorite color(s)?
bright kelly green

33. When is the last time you laughed
ten minutes ago

34. Last time you cried?
humane society commercial

35. School?
flunked out spectacularly
Cursing is the crutch of the inarticulate mother****er, DUmmies.   -NHSparky

Deadbeats eating mushroom duxelles and dandelion salad with a shallot vinaigrette are still deadbeats.    -GOBUCKS