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Redstone  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Apr-24-10 06:45 PM
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I'm going to Arizona so I can tell a cop to **** himself.
   
Those racist Arizonan assholes are going to tell me I have to carry my passport or birth certificate IN AN AMERICAN STATE?

That any pissant local cop can demand that I prove my American citizenship?

Kiss my ass, Arizona.

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1. I predict an ass kicking in your future
   
Unless you're just making shit up

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23. Don't have to be Jeane Dixon
   
to see this one happening. :evilgrin:

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32. I don't "make shit up."
   
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2010, 06:51:57 PM »
 :racist:

Please, please, please, someone beat this phony poser's ass. :-)
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2010, 06:56:33 PM »
And no, dipshits, you don't have to carry your passport.  A driver's license will be sufficient. 
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2010, 07:01:34 PM »
Not another internet tough guy!!!

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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2010, 07:13:06 PM »
I can't stop chuckling at this one. The gentleman Frank calls "the stoned, red-faced, bird-smacking DUmmy" is going to Arizona to break bad on a member of the local constabulary:

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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 06:45 PM
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I'm going to Arizona so I can tell a cop to **** himself.
 Those racist Arizonan assholes are going to tell me I have to carry my passport or birth certificate IN AN AMERICAN STATE?

That any pissant local cop can demand that I prove my American citizenship?

Kiss my ass, Arizona.

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Does Redstoneless even look Hispanic? Seems like I remember his pic looking like a chubby, Marlboro Man wannabe.

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taterguy  (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-24-10 06:46 PM
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1. I predict an ass kicking in your future
 Unless you're just making shit up

Oh I wish. How do I wish.

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stray cat (1000+ posts)     Sat Apr-24-10 06:48 PM
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3. Tell it to the ones making the laws - it wasn't a cop who passed it
 Edited on Sat Apr-24-10 06:49 PM by stray cat
or are you going to practice racial profiling and pick a white cop?
 
Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:19 PM
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35. Yes.
Redstone

Well you're a liar, a coward, and a self-hating bigot. You've got a regular Trifecta going there.

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havocmom  (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-24-10 07:07 PM
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24. Going in with the attitude of taking it out on some cop would make you part of the problem
 I can't believe you really want to be part of that problem.

Sadly, there will be some beat cops just itching for fights on this. Give it to them and you may not have enough of your brain left to call a lawyer. Most law enforcement there is opposed to the bill, now law, as mentioned above. Giving the jerks reason to bust heads is not a means toward a solution, but just the escalation they are looking for.

And there are some cops who would bust your head. Your lawyer won't scare them a bit. Any idea how long it takes to find a body in the desert? Sometimes it takes a very long time. The bad guys probably know all the good places to hide one too. Hikers come across people scraps every so often. Don't be one of the scraps.

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goldcanyonaz  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:21 PM
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36. The police and deputies do NOT want to enforce this law.
But, if you want to go and make a fool of yourself by all means do so. We need out of state revenue.
 
Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:25 PM
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39. One word for Arizona cops: Nurenburg. "I was just following orders" doesn't
cut it anymore.


Y'all are saying that the cops there don't WANT to enforce this law...so they should refuse to.

Especially given the fact that it's pretty much, well, unconstitutional.

Even a soldier is not bound to obey an illegal order, guys.

Redstone

Oh FFS, is everything these phallic-heads disagree with the equal of Nazi Germany? What a bunch of hysterical twits. I'll bet they look under the bed for a jackbooted Boogeyman every night before sleep. Geez.

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DesertFlower  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:28 PM
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41. i live in arizona. many of our police
 are hispanics.

Stockholm Syndrome, obviously. :whatever:

Personally, I would get a kick out of coming across a little baton-and-Taser action video of Redstoneless on LiveLeak or YouTube or something similar. Hell I'd pay to see it. 


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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2010, 07:13:53 PM »
Damn, you beat me. :-)
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2010, 07:20:44 PM »
Redstone looks more like Derek Smalls in a cowboy hat.
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2010, 07:44:34 PM »
I'll take care of the stone faced primitive's wife while he's in the hoosegow. She's a cutie. :drool:
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2010, 08:04:50 PM »
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39. One word for Arizona cops: Nurenburg. "I was just following orders" doesn't
cut it anymore.

Nuremberg, jackass.

So much for the Smartest People on the Planetâ„¢.

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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2010, 08:16:50 PM »
I'll take care of the stone faced primitive's wife while he's in the hoosegow. She's a cutie. :drool:

Never saw a pic of her but if she is married to him then there has to be something wrong with her.    :fuelfire:

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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2010, 09:02:44 PM »
They're all nuts.

IB Perky- Some people really like stupid women. lol

evidence:

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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2010, 09:54:52 PM »
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32. I don't "make shit up."
   
Redstone

He's trying to channel TiT. I sure do miss ol' TiT. In my opinion TiT was a much more entertaining pretend tough guy than Redstone.
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2010, 10:15:51 PM »
the united states does not need a standing army.

if a conflict ever arises, all we need do is unleash all of the "tough guys" at du.   problem solved...

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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2010, 10:23:12 PM »
They're all nuts.

IB Perky- Some people really like stupid women. lol

evidence:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40311.msg0/topicseen.html#new
Those are not stupid women.

They may be sinister, dark, moody and twisted but definitely not stupid.

I think you're thinking of the Aguilara/Spears/Madonna set.
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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2010, 11:32:06 PM »
Those are not stupid women.

They may be sinister, dark, moody and twisted but definitely not stupid.

I think you're thinking of the Aguilara/Spears/Madonna set.

Throw Lindsay Lohan into the latter group, and remove Christina Aguilara.  She's actually got her head on halfway straight.
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2010, 02:04:29 AM »
Those are not stupid women.

They may be sinister, dark, moody and twisted but definitely not stupid.


My granddad, may he rest in peace, always said there is no such thing as a stupid woman. She just acts that way until you marry her. Then she becomes the smartest living being on the planet... and if you are smart, you will agree with her. If you ain't, then you become the dumbest living being on the planet and your life is a living hell.

Granddad was a very smart man.   :fuelfire:


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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2010, 02:12:33 AM »
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goldcanyonaz  (1000+ posts)      Sat Apr-24-10 07:21 PM
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36. The police and deputies do NOT want to enforce this law. 

 

WRONG!

From CNN:

After the signing, the Arizona Association of Chiefs of Police, which had opposed the measure, issued a statement saying, "law enforcement professionals in the State of Arizona will enforce the provisions of the new law to the best of their abilities."

To add a little fuel to their pro union fire, also from CNN:

The state's largest police union, the Arizona Police Association, is in favor of the law.

SUCK IT, DUMMIES!   :evillaugh:
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2010, 02:20:31 AM »
He's trying to channel TiT. I sure do miss ol' TiT. In my opinion TiT was a much more entertaining pretend tough guy than Redstone.

Now he's channeling Yoda.  :loser:
 
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Redstone  (1000+ posts)      Sun Apr-25-10 04:08 AM
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9. Hiding in my own mind, I've been; for far too long. Just now making my
 way back into the world, and happy to hear from you, my friend, that I indeed am.

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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2010, 02:28:11 AM »
a police department willing to uphold the law.  

how amazing and shocking in america today.

zero says that state governments, after decades of federal inaction and finally willing to act on the matter, are "misguided" and "irresponsible."

heads up to you, zero...  you are the moron and wrong about this.

if washington won't do something about this?  the good citizens of the united states of america will.

heh!

first shot over the bow, zero.  

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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2010, 07:09:43 AM »
What's really funny to me is that Redstone and the other pretend tough guys at the DUmp like to beat pound their chests and declare how badass they are, but they only do it at the echo chamber of the DUmp where no dissent is allowed. The fact that they refuse to show up here, where they can freely sign-up and post, and make their claims of bravado smacks of extreme cowardice.
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Re: Redstone's deportation imminent... or at least a good ass beating.
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2010, 08:26:17 AM »
Just stay away from the bushes, tough guy.



 

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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2010, 11:14:54 AM »
It should be real easy to spot the difference between DUmbass liberals and illegals. No paper work needed.
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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2010, 11:34:51 AM »
Those are not stupid women.

They may be sinister, dark, moody and twisted but definitely not stupid.

I think you're thinking of the Aguilara/Spears/Madonna set.

Wise of you not to mention Lady Gaga. I would have to put the beat down on you.

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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2010, 11:56:40 AM »
a police department willing to uphold the law.  

how amazing and shocking in america today.

zero says that state governments, after decades of federal inaction and finally willing to act on the matter, are "misguided" and "irresponsible."

heads up to you, zero...  you are the moron and wrong about this.

if washington won't do something about this?  the good citizens of the united states of america will.

heh!

first shot over the bow, zero.  

how do you like them apples...
 

I can't wait until November....

That will be a torpedo midships....
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