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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2010, 04:02:25 PM »
Oh Jeez, I missed that, Texacon.   :thatsright:  Nice catch.  

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I just can't believe that someone stood up with Naturyl and said "I do" thinking that was a real good idea.  Sounds like the boyfriend choices some of my tenants make, the big DUmmies.  

The choices that so many women make for mates, including very fine talented and intelligent women, choosing soul-sucking leeches like naturyl or ne'er-do-well bad boy loser criminals, is an unending wellspring of amazement and mystification for most of us men.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2010, 04:56:08 PM »
The choices that so many women make for mates, including very fine talented and intelligent women, choosing soul-sucking leeches like naturyl or ne'er-do-well bad boy loser criminals, is an unending wellspring of amazement and mystification for most of us men.

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It has nothing to do with sex. The men are good at helping to pick out the correct color scheme, matching the drapes with the carpet.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2010, 06:03:11 PM »
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HughMoran  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-20-10 07:19 PM
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26. I consider Faux & right-wing radio a personal attack on me
I start screaming at people who put it on and I won't stop until 1) I am forced to leave or 2) they comply and turn the shit off.
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Translation : I throw a tantrum until you do what I want.

Talk about "fitting the stereotype".

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #28 on: April 23, 2010, 03:15:51 AM »
Translation : I throw a tantrum until you do what I want.

Talk about "fitting the stereotype".


And this gem...

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I accuse people who listen to this violence of being mentally unstable

Dummie goes around screaming about radio shows, but it's everyone else who's crazy.  :mental:

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2010, 05:25:40 AM »


Because they eat up the grocery money provided by the American Taxpayer in the FIRST two weeks of the month.
How disabled is this DUmmy if he can paint a gazebo?  Seems to me he can work.

I was just going to post that -- he painted for three hours and then walked home.   How does he qualify for disability? 

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #30 on: April 23, 2010, 06:45:24 AM »
I was just going to post that -- he painted for three hours and then walked home.   How does he qualify for disability?  

My guess would be the conservative aunt ripped his sack off for talking shit.
 

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2010, 07:33:09 AM »
HughMoran:
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2) they comply and turn the shit off.

I was going to comment on that but then forgot.  "Comply" jumped out at me.  Who died and made you king, moron?  Just why do we have to submit to you, lie down, grovel, and "comply" with your wishes?  It's such a statist, totalitarian word.  **** off. 

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2010, 07:53:20 AM »
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HughMoran  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-20-10 07:19 PM
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26. I consider Faux & right-wing radio a personal attack on me
I start screaming at people who put it on and I won't stop until 1) I am forced to leave or 2) they comply and turn the shit off. I accuse people who listen to this violence of being mentally unstable and guilty of trying to destroy the country. This is NOT a joke - I'm really impressed that you lasted as long as you did.

Priceless, just absolutely priceless...

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I hope this DUmbass and I meet someday, as strangers, so I can turn up my radio to drown out his screaming and then watch his friggin' head explode.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2010, 08:49:06 AM »
BTW, that "pathetic" comment doused the campfire.  Crickets ever since.  I wanted to point out another pathetic thing.  Naturyl is using his thread like those old chat rooms at AOL from 1995.  He makes a post at 6:45.  Somebody says something, and his next post is at 6:46, then 6:47, 6:49, and so on.  He is such a queer and a dork.  Also a dickhead of the highest order. 

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2010, 11:11:06 AM »
BTW, that "pathetic" comment doused the campfire.  Crickets ever since.  I wanted to point out another pathetic thing.  Naturyl is using his thread like those old chat rooms at AOL from 1995.  He makes a post at 6:45.  Somebody says something, and his next post is at 6:46, then 6:47, 6:49, and so on.  He is such a queer and a dork.  Also a dickhead of the highest order.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #35 on: April 23, 2010, 07:04:37 PM »
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Naturyl  (1000+ posts)        Tue Apr-20-10 07:17 PM
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25. Grandmother is the opposite of her.
Kind, generous, compassionate, patient, considerate, good-hearted, etc. Sometimes the apple does fall from from the tree.

The aunt, on the other hand, is a woman who has house packed with useless shit she buys to "save money" and she charges her mother down to the last penny for everything she picks up for her at the store, even a 48 cent soda or anything. She is absolutely money-obsessed and thinks of nothing else, except Obama-bashing. She watches nothing but Faux News and calls her poor mother daily to propagandize her with the latest nonsense they have come out with. She is a millionaire who is always the first one into the thrift store as soon as the doors open, to get the good stuff cheap before poor people snatch it up.

Oh yes that's what all the millionaire's that I know do to save money.  :thatsright: What a DUmbf***.
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #36 on: April 23, 2010, 08:40:08 PM »

Oh yes that's what all the millionaire's that I know do to save money.  :thatsright: What a DUmbf***.
I think you will find far more wealthy people who are frugal than who are spendthrifts. The desire to save money isn't restricted to democrat deadbeats.

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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2010, 04:52:28 AM »
I think you will find far more wealthy people who are frugal than who are spendthrifts. The desire to save money isn't restricted to democrat deadbeats.

As one millionaire told me, "I may be a tightwad, but that means that I have a wad to be tight with."
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Re: DUmmies Discuss Gazebo Bouncy
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2010, 06:49:54 PM »
HughMoran:
I was going to comment on that but then forgot.  "Comply" jumped out at me.  Who died and made you king, moron?  Just why do we have to submit to you, lie down, grovel, and "comply" with your wishes?  It's such a statist, totalitarian word.  **** off. 

I was wondering whose mole HughMoran is........huge moron...