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Offline bijou

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Safety checks after New Zealand man gets genitals caught in flying fox
« on: April 19, 2010, 02:15:11 PM »
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A NEW Zealand man got a very personal part of his anatomy stuck in a flying fox at a children's playground in Christchurch this week, sparking a series of safety checks by the local council to avoid a repeat of the incident, according to reports.

The 30-year-old became entangled in the equipment when a malfunction caused the mechanism to move on the impact of the man hitting the end of the flying fox line - trapping his nether regions, The Star reported. ...




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Re: Safety checks after New Zealand man gets genitals caught in flying fox
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2010, 02:32:04 PM »
Is that what we call a "zip line"?
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Re: Safety checks after New Zealand man gets genitals caught in flying fox
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 02:37:33 PM »
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...The 30-year-old became entangled in the equipment when a malfunction caused the mechanism to move...

Is that what they're calling it these days... :therock:
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Re: Safety checks after New Zealand man gets genitals caught in flying fox
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2010, 04:17:38 PM »
I guess he was left hanging by a hair?
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Re: Safety checks after New Zealand man gets genitals caught in flying fox
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2010, 07:44:45 PM »
I thought it was like a flying squirrel and just wanted to find out how he got it in one.
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Re: Safety checks after New Zealand man gets genitals caught in flying fox
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2010, 08:14:48 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on April 19, 2010, 07:44:45 PM
I thought it was like a flying squirrel and just wanted to find out how he got it in one.

Funny you should mention that....

I immediately thought it was one of these



and was wondering if the Kiwi's were finally giving up their penchant for sheep.

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Re: Safety checks after New Zealand man gets genitals caught in flying fox
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2010, 12:00:48 AM »
OWWWWW poor guy :evillaugh:
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