DUmmy ThomWV, fingering the necklace of his own self-extracted teeth, describes what the world would be like under his rule:
ThomWV (1000+ posts) Sun Apr-11-10 08:18 PM
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On Health and Welfare in the Workplace, one of those "If I ruled the World posts"
If I ruled the world this is how it would be.
To operate as a Corporation in the United States would require a Federal corporate charter and one could not be had unless the applicant could make a case for serving the public good. Then, if during the conduct of business if any employee of that corporation dies while on the job, from any cause what so ever - I do not care if it is a bolt of lightening out of nowhere on a cloudless day, a heart attack for a part time teen-ager on the summer payroll. a death is a death - the corporate charter would be dissolved and none of the corporate officers would ever again be allowed to serve as officers for any chartered corporation. There would be an absolute zero tolerance for death in the workplace, no exceptions.
By gawd, that would put a quick drop in the number deaths in the workplace.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8132862Wouldn't that be nice?
This half-assed loony post by DUmmy ThomWV didn't warrant a single DUmmy comment. The DUmp is rapidly falling into desperate straits - just look at our Top Ten DUmmies for 2009:
1. Pammie Dawson - Completely shut down for over two months, stalked by pricks. Keeping chemo treatments quiet.
2. the dirty smelly wino, bobbolink - Still around, but posting at no more than 10% of normal capacity, possibly concerned by accusations of molery.
3. poor, stupid Beth Ferrari - Nearly shut down, apparently due to a renewed stash of psychiatric drugs.
4. insane DUmmy ugp - Like bobbolink, still around, but nearly shut down, after a lengthy stay in a state-provided padded room.
5. DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - Still around and posting, but at much reduced volume, and was grossly overrated at #5 anyway.
6. DUAdbot - Continuing a tradition of great posts mocking the DUmbasses.
7. DUmmy Joannenumbers - Nearly shut down. Just an occasional copy and paste. As worthless as DUmmy kpete.
8. the Las Vegas Lardass - Almost complete shut down, both at the DUmp and at his fatty site, due to some damn internet bullies.
9. DUmmy Warpy - Still doing a good job, entertaining normal people with her lunatic, drug-induced posts.
10. The CalPig - Plugged up for the past few days, but has been mostly reliable with her wildly awful "poetry".
It would be easy to blame this decline in DUmp quality on the jug-eared muslim, but they were going strong in 2009. It's also unlikely the Top DUmmies are embarrassed by having their craziness highlighted here, since most of them don't know we exist, and the ones who do love the attention. The problem is most likely the simple fact that democrat moonbats are by nature lazy, unreliable freeloaders who cannot be relied upon to do anything consistently useful.