Did DUmmy hippywife really get Wild Bill to spring for a food processor and an ice cream maker? Or is she perhaps lying, all the time?
What I'm guessing is that Mrs. Alfred Packer used her weekly allowance from Wild Bill to get these at online Goodwill auctions; about ten bucks apiece sounds like what one would pay, used, from a thrift store.
Mrs. Alfred Packer brings home circa $200 a week from the local nursing home, which Wild Bill immediately expropriates, so as to bail a brother or brother-in-law out of the local hoosegaw, and gives his wife a $10 weekly allowance, paid with a counterfeit $10-bill.
Alas, notice the dates of Mrs. Alfred Packer's comments; this was just before
Mrs. Alfred Packer and Wild Bill do Easter came out, and Mrs. Alfred Packer hasn't been seen in the cooking and baking forum since that latest sex novella came out.
Either Wild Bill, who's very possessive of his wife, now forbids her to hang around the cooking and baking primitives, or he ate her.